Well I have had to get a new phone.

Ill tell you my lovely story. I had to take a shit so went the the shitter at work my gf called and I am not embarrassed to talk while shitten. I just have to pause every once in awhile. Well after talking to her I put my phone back on the clip did my business and got up flushed and all in one motion I hit my clip with my arm and my phone fell into the toilet and flushed away.

CELL PHONES DROP LIKE A ROCK IN WATER!!!

Well I wasnt going to reach in there cuz of the shit and piss so I said fuck it.

life goes on my new one comes in tmw