"Please transfer me money" story.

I will send $20 to whoever comes up with the most original/creative/funny plight in an attempt to get someone to send them money via a poker room or neteller or whatever.

Entries will be accepted until April 26 when I get back from vacation, or this thread gets locked, whichever comes first.

I will be sole judge, jury, and executioner and will send the $20 in some electronic form of the user's choosing on April 27, 2005.

Good Luck.

Credit to Molinero for the idea.