Good day to you sir.

My name is Shelobsherapples Fartlikeawench. I am from the great poverty country of Scabolia.

In my country, people are not taught anything in school, and 98.8% of the girls are taken to the sex trade.

I am 23 years old and fell in love with a beautiful Scbolian women named Monkeysuncle Supercalifragilispicexpealidocious. Unfortunately she was forced into the sex trade, and to get her out, I need to make $50,000 in online gambling.

Mr. 'GutShot', your $20.00 would get me started in my quest to make $50,000 and free Monkeysuncle. I would be forever in your debt (until I payed off $20) if you would give me the $20.00.

Have a nice day and god bless.

-Shelobsherapples



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