Dear Sir,

My name is dwarfman, and I am a 48-year-old shemale from a pitiful island country where people say "loo" and that sort of thing.

Shemales do not have it easy out here on my island; in elevators (we call them "lifts") people always seem uncomfortable and refuse to look at us. At the grocery store (we call them "loos") the checkout lady always returns our change and says "here you go, ... sir?". Also I cannot get my ventrilo microphone to work.

The other day I was working out at the gym and this guy saw me and said "OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!111111 YOU'RE DISGUSTING YOU LOOK LIKE A 500 LB GORILLA!!!!!!!!!1111" I went home cried for, like, a week... even though this was just the other day.

Sincerely,
dwarfman

PS: I almost forgot... gimme $20.