Okay so like once upon a time there was ftr forums and there was irc and they hated each other. Then somebody was like rippy sucks then someone was like no you suck, and then they were like no you suck then the mods were like wtf knock it off noob which needed to be done. Then lambchop was like calm down guys and nobody listened to him. Then Miff was like wtf is going on. Then there was like all these attacks and shit in the forums and some people were like lol and then others were like wtf. Then the mods were like omfg martial law noobs, which was in the spirit of the right direction, but maybe a little too over the top. Then everybody was broken even more deeply to one of two groups: either you were like ya martial law rocks, or wtf martial law sucks this is gay. Then ftr died.

Moral of the story: calm the fuck down, everybody.