Correct me if I'm wrong

[spoonitnow]

Okay so like once upon a time there was ftr forums and there was irc and they hated each other. Then somebody was like rippy sucks then someone was like no you suck, and then they were like no you suck then the mods were like wtf knock it off noob which needed to be done. Then lambchop was like calm down guys and nobody listened to him. Then Miff was like wtf is going on. Then there was like all these attacks and shit in the forums and some people were like lol and then others were like wtf. Then the mods were like omfg martial law noobs, which was in the spirit of the right direction, but maybe a little too over the top. Then everybody was broken even more deeply to one of two groups: either you were like ya martial law rocks, or wtf martial law sucks this is gay. Then ftr died.

Moral of the story: calm the fuck down, everybody.

[bigred]

This remembers me of that end of the earth animation.

[spoonitnow]

This remembers me of that end of the earth animation.

Agreed. I should throw in a "then austrailia was like wtf" except replace austrialia with joe hachem.

[bigred]

I am le tired.

[journey075]

you calm the fuck down.

[spoonitnow]

you calm the fuck down.

Why don't you say that to my face?

[a500lbgorilla]

This remembers me of that end of the earth animation.

I laughed so hard at the word remembers

[a500lbgorilla]

you calm the fuck down.

I laughed so hard at the word fuck

[Renton]

this coming from someone who has posted 47 times in six months.

Like a true patriot of FTR.

[a500lbgorilla]

Renton with the K.O.!

[spoonitnow]

this coming from someone who has posted 47 times in six months.

Like a true patriot of FTR.

No, this coming from someone who really doesn't give a flying fuck either way, but I like to laugh at the bullshit that's going on.

[Miffed22001]

this coming from someone who has posted 47 times in six months.

Like a true patriot of FTR.

No, this coming from someone who really doesn't give a flying fuck either way, but I like to laugh at the bullshit that's going on.

i think youll find i have posted most in the time i have been here more than anybody else

Shit!
i better put my e-go away before i get bollocked!

[Xianti]

you calm the fuck down.

"Calm the fuck down, everybody" is different from "You calm the fuck down." Think about it.

You were warned before about your disrespectful remarks.


journey075 has been sent a PM. journey075 is on probation.

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[journey075]

yeah that was a joke. what am i telling him to calm down over?

...

whatever.

[bluey]

everyone calm the fuck down

[dthorne04]

you calm the fuck down.

"Calm the fuck down, everybody" is different from "You calm the fuck down." Think about it.

You were warned before about your disrespectful remarks.


journey075 has been sent a PM. journey075 is on probation.

he was joking, it looks quite obvious too...

[journey075]

also, whats the point of publicly announcing that people are on probation. seems unnecessarily disrespectful.

[Xianti]

he was joking, it looks quite obvious too...

Joking or not, new visitors who know nothing about any of us may interpret that as a rude comment.

We want browsers to stay. Not read something like that and leave.

[dthorne04]

he was joking, it looks quite obvious too...

Joking or not, new visitors who know nothing about any of us may interpret that as a rude comment.

We want browsers to stay. Not read something like that and leave.

idk, i just think you could also PM him and take care of things...

*shrugs* I'm gonna bite my tongue, not my place to say anything.

[Xianti]

also, whats the point of publicly announcing that people are on probation. seems unnecessarily disrespectful.

So others can see what kind of remarks are frowned upon. Also, it's just easier for me to quote-reply to something and point you to it in your PM warning. Otherwise, it's more work for me to copy-and-paste and explain via PM.

This is not how it's going to be forever. Martial Law is temporary.

Once everyone calms down and I have some peace and quiet around here, a clear set of rules and a less controversial method of discipline will be instituted.

In the meantime, please settle down and be respectful to each other (even when joking) so I and the Moderators can sort out the new policies. That's all that I ask.

[journey075]

must be nice to sacrifice the welfare of the prevailing community just to gain additional hits to your site.

[dthorne04]

*sighs*

[Phantaroth]

I think everyone is essentially only bitching about martial law itself, and no one cares about Ripptyde anymore anyway.

So if that was the goal, it was a pretty good plan, but there is no real need to ban ppl anymore. I'd like to see DoGGz unbanned personally, as the way this is going now it is doing more harm then good.

[spoonitnow]

you calm the fuck down.

"Calm the fuck down, everybody" is different from "You calm the fuck down." Think about it.

You were warned before about your disrespectful remarks.


journey075 has been sent a PM. journey075 is on probation.

Yeah so, this was kind of the point. But I guess nobody gets the point.

[spoonitnow]

LoL now he starts taking action.

Haha, nh ripp

[jdubs]

wtf has happened to this place??

[journey075]

must be nice to sacrifice the welfare of the prevailing community just to gain additional hits to your site.

[spoonitnow]

wtf has happened to this place??

*inhales deep breath*

Okay first errbody was like omfg you suck, then this other guy was like no fucker you suck, then rippy was like hey 2p2 do u like my guide??!?!?! and 2p2 was like erhm not really and rippy was like wtf noobs then errbody was like wtf rippy u suk then rippy was like wtf guys this is ftr, and then half the people were like ok nm we <3 you and he was like ya much <3 too.

Alright so then shit really got out of hand with that and some other nut thrashing going on, so xianti was like ok martial law BAM *DROPS THE FUCKING HAMMER* except now martial law kinda sucks b/c if you're joking or something and Xianti doesn't get it he's like wtf ure on probation (aka journey).

Thing is, both situations are called for, they're just both getting out of hand. So yeah, that's what happened. Sorta.

[swiggidy]

GL spoon

[spoonitnow]

GL spoon

What for?

[swiggidy]

Life

[midas06]

na hes on a lifelong downswing in that

[DavSimon]

I find it more than a little ironic.....that if people would put as much energy into learning about and playing poker as they do thinking up witty insults and clever ways to belitttle one another....that everyone would be happier, have more money and there would be no martial law.....as if anyone on these forums has some sort of rights to begin with. FTR exists and we are a community because of the benevolence of Eric, Tyson and Xianti.....is a little appreciation and respect for this place too much to ask for?

[supermoneyz1]

and i heard complaints about 2p2 from some of you guys...

[eeeee]

I'm sure it will be amazing how much bitching will come from about 8 posters, and everyone else will be fine with it. Tantrums as if it were the end of the world as we know it.

I can't wait until all the bitching is over.

spoonitnow,
I'll hand it to you --funny presentation, but this thread is a bit like picking scabs.

[bigred]

yay beer

[Phew72]

yay beer

ROFL
Ahhh, BigRed. Judging from your drunken posts you really aren't taking this seriously are you?


This is the kind of post that kept me coming back for more FTR a year or more ago. *chuckles*
BTW I'm all for the current state of martial law.

[spoonitnow]

I'm sure it will be amazing how much bitching will come from about 8 posters, and everyone else will be fine with it. Tantrums as if it were the end of the world as we know it.

I can't wait until all the bitching is over.

spoonitnow,
I'll hand it to you --funny presentation, but this thread is a bit like picking scabs.

Microlimits can only keep me entertained to a certain extent.

[Pelion]

yay beer

ROFL

This is the kind of post that kept me coming back for more FTR a year or more ago. *chuckles*

eh? For me it was the poker related stuff.... oh well, whatever floats your boat.

[Phew72]

yay beer

ROFL

This is the kind of post that kept me coming back for more FTR a year or more ago. *chuckles*

eh? For me it was the poker related stuff.... oh well, whatever floats your boat.

This is a poker forum?

[bigboy5540]

lol

[Warpe]

yay beer

This deserves its own thread

[Sykedupp]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=270821#270821


-Chris

[spoonitnow]

This poll is fuckin rigged.