1) Bring in famous rapper and famous singer
2) Create synth techno sounding piano chords that increase and then decrease in half(?) note intervals
3) Add bass that will be heard by your neighbors a half mile away
4) Lyrics must be about sex, love, women, mixture of previous three
5) Make shitty video with hot women and a ton of product endorsements
6) Profit

And I love it!

Thoughts?