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  1. 04-01-2009 09:36 AM #1
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    Default Dear FTR, it's back

    Dear FTR, after some recent thought
    I've come to the decision that I ought
    To rhyme in every post today
    In celebration of April Fools, hooray!
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  2. 04-01-2009 09:40 AM #2
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    Bigred's in a good mood today
    I wonder if he got a lay?
    Or he could be on the beer
    (It is a special time of year)
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  3. 04-01-2009 10:38 AM #3
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    isn't each line supposed to end at a pause? fail.
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  4. 04-01-2009 10:44 AM #4
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    Reading poetry requires a knack
    It is a skill you certainly lack
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  5. 04-01-2009 11:05 AM #5
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    you forgot a comma. you suck at writing stanza's imo.
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  6. 04-01-2009 11:14 AM #6
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    I do not like these shots you have taken
    On rules of poetry you are mistaken
    Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
    Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
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  7. 04-01-2009 11:19 AM #7
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  8. 04-01-2009 11:21 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I do not like these shots you have taken
    On rules of poetry you are mistaken
    Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
    Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
    very good! do you see what has happened here? with my guidance you have brought your poetry to the next level. no thank you necessary.
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  9. 04-01-2009 11:22 AM #9
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    rapping doesn't stop Will
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  10. 04-01-2009 11:28 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    rapping doesn't stop Will
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p22Xzq5RzUc
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  11. 04-01-2009 11:29 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I do not like these shots you have taken
    On rules of poetry you are mistaken
    Your arguments are nothing but stupidity and noise
    Quote the Spenda, "Will sucks at life and likes boys"
    Gold.

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  12. 04-01-2009 11:35 AM #12
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    bigred just deleted a reply. what was it? no doubt some half assed poem.
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  13. 04-01-2009 04:42 PM #13
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    in this thread bigred gets great poetry done
    just draw a flail to end the epic fail of will641
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  14. 04-01-2009 07:31 PM #14
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    I like this thing about rhyming
    I'd like to try to chyme in
    But I am a horrible poet
    And I thought you all should know it
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