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    Hi. I accidentally ingested a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. What can I expect for the rest of the day?
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    I demand reports on the colour of your pee.
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    You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I demand reports on the colour of your pee.
    Pinkish-brown. Is that bad?
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    Is your uterine wall shedding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
    I LOL'd.
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    HellooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo Folic Acid!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willburforce View Post
    you'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and i mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
    gogogogogogogogogo
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    You should expect numerous calls from Spoonitnow, iopq, and oskar. I hear they like ladymen.



    And maybe GMML.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
    this made me laugh a ton
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
    Only women not worth being with are insecure, and I finally can park a car. I unfortunately can't deny anything else
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Hi. I accidentally a woman's multi-vitamin this morning.
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    You should expect numerous calls from Spoonitnow, iopq, and oskar. I hear they like ladymen.



    And maybe GMML.
    Thank god for these guys. It's taken the heat off of the girls I tend to like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Only women not worth being with are insecure, and I finally can park a car. I unfortunately can't deny anything else
    lol wat? An asian woman can park a car? Is this a case of two wrongs make a right?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    lol wat? An asian woman can park a car? Is this a case of two wrongs make a right?
    Does being asian also somewhat balance out with a woman's tendency to fail at basic maths?
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    You're tits are probably still to big for bikes.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    chinawoman is the preferred vernacular
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    Does being asian also somewhat balance out with a woman's tendency to fail at basic maths?
    no
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    I should have said two wongs make a right.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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