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    Default This deserves it's own thread...eel in the butt prank

    Man dies after a prank involving an eel in his butt | Guyism

    This story is kind of sad but, at the same time, if you’re hanging out with friends who think this is an acceptable prank, you quite possibly had it coming: A Chinese man died after a drunken prank from friends ended with an eel in his rectum.

    A 59 year-old chef was partying with friends as he normally might. He passed out drunk, expecting to wake up with nothing worse than the usual hangover.
    But his friends allegedly had something special planned that would end in hilarity for all: Shoving a 20-inch long Asian eel into the man’s anus.
    After eventually bringing the man to the hospital (it’s unclear how long it took), the man was pronounced dead by team of doctors on Sichuan, China. After performing an autopsy, they found the lengthy eel inside of the man. Cause of death? The eel ate the man’s bowels in their entirety.
    It’s unclear at this time if the eel survived or if he’ll be facing charges. Either way though, I’m pretty sure his breath is pretty foul.






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    The story I saw about this didn't mention that it was a prank, but did say that the eel was dead when they found it.

    With friends like these, who needs friends?
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    Aw you crazy asians and your pranks
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    some old gay shit right there
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    Ha! I liked the other paper's story title, "Man Dies After Feeling Eel"


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    Bigred.. Are you freaked out by the fact it was an eel in the guy's ass? Or that it was a whole 8 inches more than you have ever had in your ass?
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    himself fucker.
    Hahahaha
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