Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English-English.
Nigel: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.
Austin: Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?
Nigel: What, alone?
Austin: Indeed.
Nigel: Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?
Austin: The insane one?
Nigel: She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.
Austin: She was a lawyer who became a policeman in a truck and ??????????
Austin & Nigel: Tea kettle!
Nigel: And then and then...
Austin & Nigel: SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!