Lolling pretty hard right now. Props for bumping this thread, especially for those who hadn't read it (like me). Also, the FTR Commune is amazing.

Post of the thread IMO:
Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
One time I had to pee standing up at Cub-Scout camp into a whole, because it was a campsite and all, and I missed and peed on this other guy's shoe. He got angry and peed on my shoe back. An all out penis war ensued.
Followed by DogOnMySide's post about "clagnuttery".