Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[a500lbgorilla]

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

Could be. There's also this...

Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs

Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs

Standers have fat asses, ftw.

haha so true