Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[OngBonga]

Shower after a shit, you must have a steady girlfriend.

[pantherhound]

I always have at least two dumps at work. I'm not regular, but the morning deuce just before 9am is an enjoyable fixture when it's on.
except when there was curry the night before!

[StarGrinder]

I make it a point to shit at work. I have 3 bathrooms at my house, yet with 2 kids and a wife I can never get left alone long enough to have a good shit. At least at the office I have my own private bathroom where I'm never bothered and I can take as long as I want.