Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[kiwiMark]

How high is the water in your toilet? I'd have to try to touch the water in any toilet I've ever used.

The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.

[boost]

The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.

Submersion is key to odor control. If the poo just sits on a shelf in the air, it is going to funk up the whole damn house. You need the water to create a smell barrier. This is poo 101. What is wrong with the Eurolanders?

[NightGizmo]

The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.

Sounds like you need to sit on the toilet backwards. Daniel Tosh - Reverse Toilet - Video Clip | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com