Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

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There are some parasites, such as pinworms, who depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms.
I have read that almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don't do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them.

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[a500lbgorilla]

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[pantherhound]

I was a stander but I have reached a compromise, a half-crouch I call 'The ski-jumper'. I've found there is better wipe yield to be achieved by this.

[bode]

I was a stander but I have reached a compromise, a half-crouch I call 'The ski-jumper'. I've found there is better wipe yield to be achieved by this.

i thought this was implied by "standing". are there people here that actually stand straight up?

i'm a stander (ski-jumper) btw

[Sasquach991]

Had surgery on my right elbow a week or so ago where a splint and ace bandage was used to hold it in place.

You ever been forced to use the other hand to wipe? Very difficult

[surviva316]

i thought this was implied by "standing". are there people here that actually stand straight up?

i'm a stander (ski-jumper) btw

I stand all the way up. I've probably already commented in this thread because I find this unusually fascinating. I seriously had no idea whatsoever that people sat when they wiped until one time when I was 10-or-so my brother's friend walked in on me while I was wiping (I had the door resting on the latch, but not properly closed), and he was like "OMG why is the door open and why do you stand up when you wipe?!"

It blew my mind on two levels because 1) I had no idea that you were supposed to push the door all the way closed and that having it rest on the latch didn't count as a closed door and 2) for a LONG time I was like, "wtf, people sit down while they wipe?"

Since I take an insane amount of shits in public restrooms these days, I sit down when I wipe a lot now (damned auto-flush toilets!), but there are a lot of times where I do this awkward stand-up-but-duck-your-head-low-enough-so-that-you-can't-see-over-the-top-of-the-stall thing, and it's like woah on the socially awkward penguin richtor scale.

[pantherhound]

I stand all the way up. I've probably already commented in this thread because I find this unusually fascinating. I seriously had no idea whatsoever that people sat when they wiped until one time when I was 10-or-so my brother's friend walked in on me while I was wiping (I had the door resting on the latch, but not properly closed), and he was like "OMG why is the door open and why do you stand up when you wipe?!"

It blew my mind on two levels because 1) I had no idea that you were supposed to push the door all the way closed and that having it rest on the latch didn't count as a closed door and 2) for a LONG time I was like, "wtf, people sit down while they wipe?"

Since I take an insane amount of shits in public restrooms these days, I sit down when I wipe a lot now (damned auto-flush toilets!), but there are a lot of times where I do this awkward stand-up-but-duck-your-head-low-enough-so-that-you-can't-see-over-the-top-of-the-stall thing, and it's like woah on the socially awkward penguin richtor scale.

I stand all the way up, or at least I did until a few days ago. Now I crouch, after taking one step away from the toilet. Surely this is regarded as sitting? I'm in a sitting position still. Sitting then wiping is just more trouble than it's worth, your ass is blocking the seat and there really is no reason to do it. If you move to the side to wipe you might as well crouch.