Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
Does that mean you take pride in making a big turd?
I have a natural curiosity about it. I don't know how much "pride" I take in big ones, but whenever I'm on a toilet with automatic sensors, it feels strange to betray my natural tendency to see what my poo looks like.

Maybe it's a legitimate curiosity rooted in the evolutionary advantage of regularly checking on your fecal matter to make sure everything's in order; maybe I'm just some sicky whose fascination with my own human waste would draw the ire of the psychological community. Who knows.