Do you throw things when you tilt? Do you punch things when you tilt? Do you cut yourself when you tilt (the answer to this one better be no...). Well all that is over with, for I have found the ultimate release.

Before:
Thats right, even I; the calm collected boost you all know- tilt. Those are holes punched into my door, yes I did that, shocking I know.


After:
Go out, buy yourself an airsoft gun. They can be found at most sporting goods stores, or outdoors stores. Buy plenty of extra ammo. Now draw out your visualization of the biggest fish, your professor that just flunked you, the pool boy your wife is sleeping with, whatever. Now tape this over the hole of the shoe box, and have a blast. No broken monitors, no broken headphones, no broken bong-- err I mean... anyways you get the idea.



*Tilt is a mentally damaging side effect to losing poker. If symtoms persists it is highly recommended that you seek out professional help.
**Patent nO. 485720123 pending.