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    Default Donk

    I don't know why I randomly googled "donk" today but it applies to much more than just less than stellar poker players. There are donk cars and donk music and so on.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donk

    I found this one to be the funniest:

    The word "donk" was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.

    Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!

    Badguy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?

    Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.

    Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?

    Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch: A DONK!!
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    You and I should make a movie that includes situations like the example given. It can humorously show the differences between our culture and the Australian one using examples such as the one given. The hero can first meet a girl from America, humor ensues as we get a view of Australian culture, then they travel back to America and it gets funnier as we see him try to cope with living in America.

    I think there's money in this exact idea. Maybe room for a sequel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    You and I should make a movie that includes situations like the example given. It can humorously show the differences between our culture and the Australian one using examples such as the one given. The hero can first meet a girl from America, humor ensues as we get a view of Australian culture, then they travel back to America and it gets funnier as we see him try to cope with living in America.

    I think there's money in this exact idea. Maybe room for a sequel.
    I don't know if you've ever seen Australia but there are vast stretches of it that are just, like, wasteland. It's almost as if it's a post-nuclear holocaust sort of environment. Very crazy. You can drive for a long time without food, water or gas...no resources whatsoever. I think a cool movie would be if there was this whole society living out there living like a medieval existence but with cool cars and maybe a huge dome where they fight. And whoever controls the gas controls EVERYTHING.

    First level thinking, it's a cool movie. Second level thinking, it's like, a statement, man. About oil!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    You and I should make a movie that includes situations like the example given. It can humorously show the differences between our culture and the Australian one using examples such as the one given. The hero can first meet a girl from America, humor ensues as we get a view of Australian culture, then they travel back to America and it gets funnier as we see him try to cope with living in America.

    I think there's money in this exact idea. Maybe room for a sequel.
    That's not a movie idea. THIS is a movie idea!
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    My guess is that Benny was watching mad max last night
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    My guess is that Benny was watching mad max last night
    Speaking of movie ideas, I'm thinking about a movie called Captain Obvious. It's about a man with an uncanny ability to state what everybody already knows. I figure if I can get Bruckheimer to come on board, I'll make millions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    You and I should make a movie that includes situations like the example given. It can humorously show the differences between our culture and the Australian one using examples such as the one given. The hero can first meet a girl from America, humor ensues as we get a view of Australian culture, then they travel back to America and it gets funnier as we see him try to cope with living in America.

    I think there's money in this exact idea. Maybe room for a sequel.
    If you wanted to make a sequel to that it would have to be them going on a trip back to Australia and having an adventure there involving the outback somehow. That's the only thing that would make sense. But I don't think there is anything there really.

    Maybe if the hero had some kind of humorous name? That might help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    My guess is that Benny was watching mad max last night
    No, dude. Survivorman.

    And Jeopardy.
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    Oh, and Weeds. That Mom is awesome. And Andy cracks me up something serious.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

    yes i'm ashamed to be british
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    My guess is that Benny was watching mad max last night
    Speaking of movie ideas, I'm thinking about a movie called Captain Obvious. It's about a man with an uncanny ability to state what everybody already knows. I figure if I can get Bruckheimer to come on board, I'll make millions.
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    im Crocodile Dundee he had a mate called Donk in his bar at home.

    theres my 2 cents, good luck and thanks!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

    yes i'm ashamed to be british
    this is great
    do the right thing.
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    Default Re: Donk

    Quote Originally Posted by sinister1
    I don't know why I randomly googled "donk" today but it applies to much more than just less than stellar poker players. There are donk cars and donk music and so on.

    http:// www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=donk

    I found this one to be the funniest:

    The word "donk" was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.

    Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!

    Badguy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?

    Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.

    Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?

    Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch: A DONK!!
    I think you mean this: www . youtube . com/watch?v=ufDTDUPZrag

    Through the 6 degrees of separation I know (yet have never met) the character called Nugget.

    Ironically though from what I hear, he is a donk poker player.

    True story.

    Oh, I would have correctly posted the link but I have less than 10 posts.
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    lol British people rap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    lol British people rap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    lol British people rap?
    American mainstream >>>> UK mainstream
    UK underground >> American underground

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIInqNe0ZU
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