Don't EVER get time warner high speed internet

[Lukie]

This service is SUCH a joke it's unbelievable. It is supposed to be high speed cable internet connected 24/7. I also have the TV cable package.

The high speed (if you want to call it that) disconnects multiple times a day. I've been disconnected 3 seperate times in the sunday million HALF AN HOUR IN. I am furious right now and will probably tilt off years worth of high-speed internet payments in high stakes cash games because I'm fed up. I've been disconnected dozens of times in the last week.

This has been a public service announcement by the one and only Lukie.

SOME HANDS THAT I ACTUALLY GOT TO PLAY!

had to grab my balls before i made this one:

PokerStars Game #10369615445: Tournament #51769624, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (25/50) - 2007/06/10 - 16:34:03 (ET)
Table '51769624 434' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: NZ_kiwi_NZ (10000 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (9975 in chips)
Seat 3: PokrTilDeth (9950 in chips)
Seat 4: wptwin2005 (9825 in chips)
Seat 5: 1982 (9875 in chips)
Seat 6: Muisamaa (9750 in chips)
Seat 7: alliance22 (10725 in chips)
Seat 8: MrBrightEyes (10000 in chips)
Seat 9: FACEit (9850 in chips)
Muisamaa: posts small blind 25
alliance22: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Jh Ah]
MrBrightEyes: folds
FACEit: folds
NZ_kiwi_NZ: folds
Lukieplaya: raises 100 to 150
PokrTilDeth: folds
wptwin2005: calls 150
1982: raises 350 to 500
Muisamaa: folds
alliance22: folds
Lukieplaya: calls 350
wptwin2005: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 3s 2d]
Lukieplaya: checks
1982: bets 700
Lukieplaya: raises 8775 to 9475 and is all-in
1982: folds
Lukieplaya collected 2625 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2625 | Rake 0
Board [6h 3s 2d]
Seat 1: NZ_kiwi_NZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya collected (2625)
Seat 3: PokrTilDeth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wptwin2005 folded before Flop
Seat 5: 1982 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Muisamaa (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: alliance22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MrBrightEyes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: FACEit folded before Flop (didn't bet)



wasn't really sure what to do here, lol donkaments

PokerStars Game #10370079058: Tournament #51769624, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (100/200) - 2007/06/10 - 17:01:54 (ET)
Table '51769624 434' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: NZ_kiwi_NZ (11445 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (10380 in chips)
Seat 3: PokrTilDeth (15100 in chips)
Seat 4: wptwin2005 (12175 in chips)
Seat 5: 1982 (9200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: pharaoh77 (13350 in chips)
Seat 7: alliance22 (10525 in chips)
Seat 8: MrBrightEyes (14150 in chips)
Seat 9: FACEit (7225 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind 100
PokrTilDeth: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Jd Qh]
wptwin2005: calls 200
1982: folds
pharaoh77: folds
alliance22: calls 200
MrBrightEyes: folds
FACEit: folds
NZ_kiwi_NZ: calls 200
Lukieplaya: calls 100
PokrTilDeth: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d Qd Qc]
Lukieplaya: bets 745
PokrTilDeth: folds
wptwin2005: folds
alliance22: folds
NZ_kiwi_NZ: calls 745
*** TURN *** [6d Qd Qc] [9c]
Lukieplaya: bets 1745
NZ_kiwi_NZ: raises 2255 to 4000
Lukieplaya: calls 2255
*** RIVER *** [6d Qd Qc 9c] [7s]
Lukieplaya: checks
NZ_kiwi_NZ: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Jd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
NZ_kiwi_NZ: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected 10490 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10490 | Rake 0
Board [6d Qd Qc 9c 7s]
Seat 1: NZ_kiwi_NZ (button) mucked [Qs Ts]
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (small blind) showed [Jd Qh] and won (10490) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: PokrTilDeth (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: wptwin2005 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: 1982 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pharaoh77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: alliance22 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: MrBrightEyes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: FACEit folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[a500lbgorilla]

take all the money you think you'll donk off and give it to me instead.

[Lukie]

ive attempted to sit at multiple 25/50 tables but ive been disconnected 3 times since i made that post FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[givememyleg]

while we're on the topic charter sucks too

[drmcboy]

I have had on and off problems as well, every time I get sick of it it works for another 6 months. I have had three repair guys out in the last 4 years or so, each time they change something with my wiring... but my PC has never moved. They always say "who did it like this?" And I say "You!". And we laugh.

Also, don't bother emailing or doing live chat or doing a log because no one will look at the ticket anyway. Just call them and get the guy out to your house.

[WildBobAA]

comcast eats ass as well

[swiggidy]

I rarely had problems. If you discount the times a storm knocked down branches which took out wires I lost service about once or twice a year. That's about 99.5% reliability.

[bigspenda73]

you might wanna have someone play for ya in the million

[mrhappy333]

sbc yahoo blows moose cock also.

[mrhappy333]

are you playing the sunday million? I just looked for Lukieplaya and it said player not found?

[bigspenda73]

ballers don't block their screen names....

[Lukie]

you might wanna have someone play for ya in the million

i might just sit out and leave my computer

can't give anybody my account too much $$$ in it, not worth a $200 tourney

[Lukie]

the informal count on my d/c's since this tourney started 80 minutes ago is about 13-14. i'm 100% certain it's above 10. hyachach

[mrhappy333]

thats Bull shit, maybe you should get a dial up # for backup?

[mcatdog]

Bigspenda beat me to it. I can't even fathom why a 5-10 NL player wouldn't have backup Internet, but please get it today so it doesn't cost you more equity in the future. That really sucks man.

[boost]

when I had earthlink dsl, it came with like 40 hours of dialup.

[mrhappy333]

yeah, my DSL gives me dial up #'s also
sux, but i need to use them every once in a while

[drmcboy]

Last time I had issues I looked for a back up dial up number and could not find one, if anyone is in Columbus and has one let me know. You would think they would mention it on the phone, but since they suck maybe they wouldn't.

I DID see that if you bought the Earthlink high speed they were re selling, you got a back up #.

[Miffed22001]

i dont have a problem with my internet, but i certainly have one with stars.

PokerStars Game #10372792383: Tournament #51769624, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1250/2500) - 2007/06/10 - 19:53:34 (ET)
Table '51769624 424' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Miffed22001 (28600 in chips)
Seat 2: zingro drum (46845 in chips)
Seat 3: MIAMIFALCON (49832 in chips)
Seat 4: Cap'nJackpot (48423 in chips)
Seat 5: TavistD (37875 in chips)
Seat 6: MikeM75 (55897 in chips)
Seat 7: Cirta (56602 in chips)
Seat 8: YelloSub (30188 in chips)
Seat 9: ToxToxTox (105930 in chips)
Miffed22001: posts the ante 250
zingro drum: posts the ante 250
MIAMIFALCON: posts the ante 250
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 250
TavistD: posts the ante 250
MikeM75: posts the ante 250
Cirta: posts the ante 250
YelloSub: posts the ante 250
ToxToxTox: posts the ante 250
ToxToxTox: posts small blind 1250
Miffed22001: posts big blind 2500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Jc Jh]
zingro drum: folds
MIAMIFALCON: folds
Cap'nJackpot: folds
TavistD: folds
MikeM75: folds
Cirta: folds
YelloSub: folds
ToxToxTox: raises 103180 to 105680 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls 25850 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5d 5s 9s]
Miffed22001 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [5d 5s 9s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d 5s 9s Qd] [6c]
Miffed22001 said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ToxToxTox: shows [Jd 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Miffed22001: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
ToxToxTox collected 58950 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 58950 | Rake 0
Board [5d 5s 9s Qd 6c]
Seat 1: Miffed22001 (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 2: zingro drum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MIAMIFALCON folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cap'nJackpot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TavistD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MikeM75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Cirta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: YelloSub (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ToxToxTox (small blind) showed [Jd 5c] and won (58950) with three of a kind, Fives

lee jones, suck my cock.

[mrhappy333]

i dont have a problem with my internet, but i certainly have one with stars.

PokerStars Game #10372792383: Tournament #51769624, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1250/2500) - 2007/06/10 - 19:53:34 (ET)
Table '51769624 424' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Miffed22001 (28600 in chips)
Seat 2: zingro drum (46845 in chips)
Seat 3: MIAMIFALCON (49832 in chips)
Seat 4: Cap'nJackpot (48423 in chips)
Seat 5: TavistD (37875 in chips)
Seat 6: MikeM75 (55897 in chips)
Seat 7: Cirta (56602 in chips)
Seat 8: YelloSub (30188 in chips)
Seat 9: ToxToxTox (105930 in chips)
Miffed22001: posts the ante 250
zingro drum: posts the ante 250
MIAMIFALCON: posts the ante 250
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 250
TavistD: posts the ante 250
MikeM75: posts the ante 250
Cirta: posts the ante 250
YelloSub: posts the ante 250
ToxToxTox: posts the ante 250
ToxToxTox: posts small blind 1250
Miffed22001: posts big blind 2500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Jc Jh]
zingro drum: folds
MIAMIFALCON: folds
Cap'nJackpot: folds
TavistD: folds
MikeM75: folds
Cirta: folds
YelloSub: folds
ToxToxTox: raises 103180 to 105680 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls 25850 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5d 5s 9s]
Miffed22001 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [5d 5s 9s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d 5s 9s Qd] [6c]
Miffed22001 said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ToxToxTox: shows [Jd 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
Miffed22001: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
ToxToxTox collected 58950 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 58950 | Rake 0
Board [5d 5s 9s Qd 6c]
Seat 1: Miffed22001 (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 2: zingro drum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MIAMIFALCON folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cap'nJackpot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TavistD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MikeM75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Cirta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: YelloSub (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ToxToxTox (small blind) showed [Jd 5c] and won (58950) with three of a kind, Fives

lee jones, suck my cock.

RIGGED!!

[boost]

lol that is why I hate tournaments.

[mrhappy333]

for real, what could toxtoxtox be thinking here? all in with J5offsuit?

[gabe]

im offended lukie didnt ask me

[mcatdog]

for real, what could toxtoxtox be thinking here? all in with J5offsuit?

his play would probably be +EV if you were in the big blind

[UG]

lukie, holla at me next time yo


Time Warner really sucks for me too. Not so much the service, but the price. I can only get Time Warner Cable. The people across the street? They get Everest. Can we get that shit? No, because we're "in a different city and their lines don't go to us."

Seriously, next time call gabe or me or whoever, don't let your shit time out.

[gabe]

dont think he trusts his buds gabe and ULTIMATE GEORGE