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    Default Don't mess with the charizard

    I won my second ever jury trial today.
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    himself fucker.
    out of like 50 or 60 attempts?
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    So you're a free man?
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    Post a transcript of your closing statement, shemale.


    EDIT: Are you allowed to do that? How about if you hide the names?
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    My ice is polarized
    2 for ?
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    Did you put your avatar away or set him free?

    If you set him free should we fear for our lives?
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    nice work chardrian, what was it for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Did you put your avatar away or set him free?

    If you set him free should we fear for our lives?
    He looks pretty harmless, a little misunderstood Im sure, poor guy
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    I am now 2 for 2.

    Yes it was another inmate - but it was not a criminal case. He was suing a prison guard saying that he stole his medication.

    I forgot to prepare a closing argument, so it basically consisted of a lot of umms, and then the lightbulb went off and I said "that plaintiff guy over there is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and this defendant guy I am representing is not so don't believe the guy in orange."
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    Sounds standard, good work, your av should be a losing pic of the defendant.
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    congrats

    Do you get goosebumps when you consider the possibility of defending a she-male?

    If you successfully defended the she-male would your wife be down for a threesome?
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    I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.

    The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.
    The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
    Wait. You're on the side opposing the shemale??? How could you?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    The state was paying for his hormones
    Good to know where my tax dollars are going.
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    Quote Originally Posted by char
    The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
    I guess it's a he now, without the hormones from the state
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    I actually have a case against a shemale inmate.
    The state was paying for his hormones, but they stopped so now he is suing.
    Wait. You're on the side opposing the shemale??? How could you?!

    jawn-tee gets a stiffy thinkin 'bout the mangina!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    So you're a free man?
    I like this. Very good.

    Well done Char.
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    You are are a lawyer. Well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    So you're a free man?
    This is an awesome thread.
    LOL OPERATIONS

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