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  1. 03-31-2011 06:15 PM #1
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  2. 03-31-2011 06:25 PM #2
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  3. 03-31-2011 06:29 PM #3
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    Haha damn you BooG, DAMN YOU

    Anyways Dranger Day = my 21st birthday, you are all Nazis if you disapprove of being able to legally drink after 20 years and 364 long days of illegal booze drinkin'.

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  6. 03-31-2011 08:09 PM #6
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  8. 03-31-2011 08:56 PM #8
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  9. 03-31-2011 09:12 PM #9
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    Hope ur not drinkin yet. That would just be wrong. Premature alcoholism, imo.
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  10. 03-31-2011 09:33 PM #10
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  11. 03-31-2011 10:53 PM #11
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    Mmm, tonight I'm taking it easy, prolly just a 6-pack, mebbe 12 idk. I promised fat Guinness. sp or w/e

    Um, tomorrow night will be the crazy drinking, rampaging booze night with bikes and 5-10 other frands.

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    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Boom.

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    Just for fat-b I bought a 6-pack of Guinness for first time.
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    21 years ago, you wrecked a vagina.

    Happy days.
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    j/k you only kinda suck dick. Happy birthday bruh!
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    21 years ago, you wrecked a vagina.
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    Thanks guys! Bout to go enjoy my first meal with some friends and order a beer! :O
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    Happy BD dranger. Just don't drink too much and get sick. You're 21 now so grow the fuck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame View Post
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    ha, love it...green square for you
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    congrats on this massive accomplishment sir; you came out of your mom's vag and have managed to maintain a pulse for 21 years.

    jk - happy birthday dranger, many happy returns etc.
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    happy B-Day DRANGER!
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