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  1. #1
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    Default drunbken post iij rhyme hahahahaha

    OOMG IM SO DRUNK CAUDE I BEEN DRINKING
    its got me sitting here and thinking
    damn im do drunk from beer and jim bean
    what the hell can i say thats mean
    hey look i bet dmang bust his whole roll
    when it comes to br management he pays the toll
    whenver im in irc i run into cndy lou
    i want to smack her with my yu know who
    time to pass out but i must say
    good night ftr, your all super gay
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    hey red, sup boo
    i'm kinda drunk too
    how are you
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    hey red, sup boo
    i'm kinda drunk too
    how are you
    Gabe, the only that that sucks worse than your rhymes is your game
    Drunk, sober, stoned... the results are always the same
    The biggest waste of time is reading your blog
    I bet my bankroll that the last girl you porked was a fat, busted hog
    You think you're hot shit with your butt buddy vqc at your side
    Play me HU and I'll bust your ass with 74o like my name is Ripptyde
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  4. #4
    Can't you drunks quit it
    We've had enough
    Stop saying rhymes
    Just STFU
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    Drunkeness is overrated,
    As hangovers are always awaited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Drunkeness is overrated,
    As hangovers are always awaited.
    I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
    something something something blornings.

    -'rilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Drunkeness is overrated,
    As hangovers are always awaited.
    I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
    something something something blornings.

    -'rilla
    Well aren't you lucky,
    Erm.. Mr Plucky?
  8. #8
    wow i hate this place.
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I've been very drunk these last two nights and not hungover either mornings.
    something something something blornings.

    -'rilla
    Looks like we've got a Dr. Seuss on our hands!
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    ...anybody want a peanut?
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    ...anybody want a peanut?
    Let's do this, I'm a cashew.

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    if you give me a peanut
    ill offer you a small cut
    of my enormous man meat
    which puts you in heat
    youll want to touch it but--
    my legs are forever shut
    only i can touch and beat--
    my big gi-normous man meat
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    My e-penis is bigger than yours.

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