Drunk Thread

[supa]

oh I too am an alcoholic

[givememyleg]

if i don't end up posting here the next couple days know that i'm here in spirit because i'm going to be schwasted.

[Micro2Macro]

i am about to make french toast. i am intoxicated. i have the phone beside me in case of fire. i will provide trip report with pics (if i can remember to take them) when i amdone.
if i do not respond i am in food coma and will come to sometime tomorrow.

[eberetta1]

Voo-Dew. Your Favorite Vodka and Mountain Dew. Drink two shots of Mountain Dew. Replace with two shots of Vodka. Voo-Dew is ready to work its magic... because

IT.

[MadMojoMonkey]

What's wrong with you eberetta?
Vodka and soda? Did you smuggle that to highschool in your backpack?

Furthermore:
Grey Goose with extra water, bubbles, and sugar?

For ethical reasons, I must inform you that you're doing it wrong.
If you're mixing alcohol with something that is not alcohol, you are wasting your money buying top shelf liquor.

For crap's sake there's so much sugar in soda that you're covering up the flavor of the liquor. If you're going to do that, then buy Smirnoff or Stolichnaya, or even Popov, for that matter.

[BennyLaRue]

If he's from Cambridge, Minnesota, I guarantee he did not use Grey Goose. More like this:

[supa]

Drank myself sober. Pretty fucking weird.

[eberetta1]

This does the trick too when the good stuff is gone...


In college it was vodka and red kool-aid.
Monkey, I liked an aclohol that would not give off a smell. Don't need that alcohol smell to rat on you. Hard enough looking sober.

[bikes]

high proof alcohol. making appearances at family festivities tolerable since whenever high proof alcohol was invented.

[rpm]

alcohol. making appearances at anywhere otherwise intolerable tolerable since alcohol

[a500lbgorilla]

I've been drinking alcohol and it has made me drunk. I enjoy being drunk. God damn society and biology demanding that I sober up every once and again.

[wufwugy]

apparently i successfully quit this time

[a500lbgorilla]

Successfully.... quit?

I've seen too many Nike commercials to understand.

[wufwugy]

successfully renewed regular sobriety

[BennyLaRue]

successfully renewed regular sobriety

Cool.

Hey errybody, Wuf's gonna have clean kidneys should anyone need one. All the rest of you, drunk business as usual.

[kingnat]

MOTHER OF GOD. SAVE 3 CENTS!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!

[daven]

checking in

[BennyLaRue]

MOTHER OF GOD. SAVE 3 CENTS!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!

Get a used one, then you know it works.

[!Luck]

Drunk. It's bulsshit all of it, you know. Yet the masses keep on keeping. God damn McDonalds. Fuck you all for your soberness

[givememyleg]

so this was me last night, i guess it belongs here?

[wufwugy]

sexy thread is that way --->

[givememyleg]

ohh behave

[WillburForce]

Oh hello!

[kingnat]

sirs

[JKDS]

TITS or GTFO

[bikes]

hellos

[kingnat]

gins.

[kingnat]

gins.

yup

[kingnat]

gins.

.

[d0zer]

Rky efft.

[wufwugy]

lots of stuff. who cares. the hottest chick at the party is married. the host is single and likes ancient greek literature and is probably a good person but isn't that hot, so its a no go. if only the drunk self was the real self then good things would happen

[!Luck]

bam bitches i'm drunk and its 7pm. i really do enjoy this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

[Pascal]

!Luck is a confirmed boss

[bikes]

wild cherry pepsi + private stock

hooray early christmas gifts

[d0zer]

I'm basically just right fucked every night till january 2nd

CHEERS FUCKERS

[sam1FTR]

Drinking and grinding is usually wicked successful or brutally bad. we'll find out in a couple hours

[d0zer]

NO POKER IN THE COMMUNE, NO POKER IN THE DRUNK THREAD

[MadMojoMonkey]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Micro2Macro]

what u guys get for christmas

anyone get any pens?

[Pascal]

what u guys get for christmas

anyone get any pens?

Nah gotta pen last birthday tho!

[celtic123]

I got my daughters b/f 2 x glow in the dark spiderman pens if that qualifies and im pissed

[Luco]

I had some top quality booze this year, I think I broke my record for most hangovers in a 10 day period.

[bikes]

You know what's awesome about moonshine?

Fucking nothing.

[bikes]

You know what's awesome about moonshine?

Fucking Everything.

Fixed that for meself

[Pascal]

nut worst idea getting drunk tonight

but had a bottle of rum and watching flashforward

so much essay to write tomorrow

[XTR1000]

Since I got a decent job and a sort of serious gf I didn't get drunk much anymore. Since then I resorted to red wine (Italian), whiskey (bowmore 14 yo) and smoking a pipe. Pointing at people and things with your pipe is win beyond measure. I also love everyone at ftr and gonna play poker again only to have a reason to hang out here again

[bikes]

tanq and sprite!

[givememyleg]

i'll be here tonight, promises

[a500lbgorilla]

Toronto is a pretty sweet city.

Seeing the backside of Buffalo as the first American city after leaving Toronto is #notagoodlook America.

[jyms]

Toronto is a pretty sweet city.

Seeing the backside of Buffalo as the first American city after leaving Toronto is #notagoodlook America.

Woulda been nice to know you were here and at least meet for a coffee or a drink Rilla.

[kingnat]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCCCCCCCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCUCUKCKC U!!!!!!

[kingnat]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCCCCCCCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCUCUKCKC U!!!!!!

.

[Pascal]

Casual drunk plan

[givememyleg]

i miss being able to get drunk and donk around on the pokerstars

[Micro2Macro]

hey its been awhile due to 12hr live sessions of coffee only for substances and grinding online when half awake. hi drunks

[bikes]

tanq and sprite!

[bikes]

we. are fucking decadent

[bikes]

[bikes]

drinking is surprisingly not curing my boredom and loneliness.

[wufwugy]

drinking is surprisingly not curing my boredom and loneliness.

it doesn't always

BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES

i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days

still lonely, still bored, still wufwugy

[daven]

it's friday mid-arvo and sunny and somehow i ended up opening the fridge. Found german beer and kiwi apple/feijoa cider.
tomorrow i'm road-tripping
for now i'm posting here

it doesn't always

BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES

i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days

still lonely, still bored, still wufwugy

love it

[daven]

i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days

move to kiwilandia
hang out with mark
teach daven how to suck less at poker
continue to drink

[a500lbgorilla]

The outside is cold. The inside is enjoyable. Plus we are rolling deep in anticipation of sunday and all the superbowl it will bring.

[a500lbgorilla]

Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.

[BennyLaRue]

Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.

[rpm]

sup slugs

[kingnat]

gin

[rpm]

booze & blues

[d0zer]

booze & blues

the blues and whiskey and beer go together like hookers & blow & herpes

[BennyLaRue]

the blues and whiskey and beer go together like hookers & blow & herpes

That analogy is broken. Either you're suggesting that the blues and whiskey result in beer or that because you have the hookers, you sooth them with blow and herpes.

[d0zer]

That analogy is broken. Either you're suggesting that the blues and whiskey result in beer or that because you have the hookers, you sooth them with blow and herpes.

can't it be both? I mean this is the drunk thread after all

[BennyLaRue]

can't it be both? I mean this is the drunk thread after all

Ernest Hemingway would punch you in your goddamn mouth for believing you can't be drunk and still develop a decent analogy.

[ChipEaterMan]

[kingnat]

goddammit i love gin

[swiggidy]

I've tried 95 different beers since I've been forced to travel 6 months ago. This typically results in me going to bed drunk, which helps keep me sane.