Drunk Thread

[flomo]

as long as you think it was a she
you are alright by me

[bikes]

Foound it!!!

[BankItDrew]

did a bankitdrew and pulled a fattie

although this may be beyond fattie

it was a bit like this pic



ok not that bnad

but still

shje was big

lololol it happens to the best of us...

[wufwugy]

No. No it doesn't

Not even close

[BankItDrew]

Your not the best of us.

[wufwugy]

once upon a time i learned that the only difference between garnering the attraction of hot women vs ugly women is your opinion of yourself

[bigred]

MEEEEEEEEEEE

the whole weekend. Yay memorial day

[BankItDrew]

birthday was may 31

sports bar
rippers
drunk
ftr

[JL]

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!

[bigred]

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!

Nice! Golfing and drinking ftw

[BankItDrew]

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!

I golfed yesterday and played golden tee Monday.

[UG]

Summer is here!

[bigred]

Summer is here!

[givememyleg]

fuck you all

[BennyLaRue]

Kinda wanna eat beef goulash right now.

[supa]

Fried egg sangwiches wid afuckload of mayo is are da bomb.

[dranger7070]

Kfc > *

[Donachello]

WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[supa]

There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.

[swiggidy]

I would like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. Hey, everyone, thanks for keeping this thread alive.

[JL]

There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...fw-170030.html

or

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ad-174099.html

take you pick

[supa]

Nice,so much for the search button.I think I'll go with the 2nd one tomorrow as I won't be sleeping w/ any fat chicks.

[bigred]

Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.

[amifat]

YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM

[JL]

YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM

wat

[dranger7070]

Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.

I like to use any and all threads for my high thread. So many epiphanies reading anything that its a shame to limit it to one area.

[amifat]

wat

fuck I posted that, FML

[kiwiMark]

tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out

[BooG690]

tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out

But, but...never mind.

[swiggidy]

Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!

[supa]

Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!

Gotta late start but I'm catchin up pretty damn kwik.About an hour north of you.Got nothin to do til...fuck,I aint got nothin to do.clinkclink drinkdrink.

[swiggidy]

to micro brew, got eight beer sampler. Boss went to room, this thread convinced me to not be lazy. Viva la bigred

[supa]

Jack Daniels and Tacates WOOHOO!

[supa]

Went to see Ron White at a local comedy club tonite.Place doesn't hold more than 100 peeps and it was 15 bucks to get in.150 bucks for drinks.Alls good.Wha eva.

[dranger7070]

I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole

[supa]

I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole

Why is this ok.Whatever man.I don't know you.I don't call you an asshole.I don't give a fuck what your avatar looks like.Should I put in a picture of some random chic that none of you are gonna get to fuck anyway?Deal with it.

[a500lbgorilla]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.

[supa]

How long did it take you to type that?Anyway,theres a difference between random letter reversal and implied meaning.I don't call people an asshole unless I think their an asshole.Doesn't matter.I'm Fn drungover and prolly a little pissy.I'm not mad at dranger.Drunk thread.Whatever.

[UG]

[dranger7070]

That was awesome rilla.

Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN

[supa]

That was awesome rilla.

Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN

Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.

[JL]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.

"...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
percent slower with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!

[dranger7070]

Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.

I like you a lot more now that I know you A.) Own a bong and B.) Take hits off it on the regular.

[BooG690]

Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.

[supa]

Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.

Yep,you just got flipped off from a dude wearing a pink tiera.Epic fail!

[dranger7070]

I noticed the dbag goatee and the cool refreshing taste of Coor's Light before I noticed the tiara.

[a500lbgorilla]

"...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
percent slower with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!

12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards

[JL]

12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards

haha....wait, what?

[swiggidy]

More drinky, less blah blah blah

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Good stuff.

[kingnat]

More drinky, less blah blah blah

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom with me, sucks me off and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Good stuff.

Cool Story Bra

[Galapogos]

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Talking to you changed this?

[UG]

don't you know you can change that shit? it's like a mental disorder or something. shock therapy works, so does religious brainwashing. dude is reprogrammed ftw!


or maybe swiggs just totally turned him off to dudes or something

[a500lbgorilla]

If you close your eyes, hold your hands together and talk to yourself I'm pretty sure that fixes it.

[Warpe]

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Go on...

[Donachello]

OH HAI!


Well played sir, well played

[supa]

Fuck it all.

[triumphant cracker]

ow...my head hurts...to much jim beam black.....

[Lukie]

ow...my head hurts... too much beer, vodka, rum, and whiskey.....

random aside

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

i personally can't stand it. i hate not being able to have a conversation with somebody and it's clearly bad for your short-term and long-term hearing. but a lot of people seem to really enjoy it.

moderately loud music played by any good bar = great
loud clubs, live music = bad

[BooG690]

The Roots concert at the Highline Ballroom was extremely loud...I'm pretty sure it was illegal how loud it was.

It was the best concert I've ever seen.

[wufwugy]

I refuse to congregate any place where the atmosphere is not conversational.

[Galapogos]

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

Most people suck at conversations and are boring. They depend on an atmosphere that distracts them of this fact.

[supa]

If you're going out for drinks and conversation then yeah, you probably wanna find someplace not too loud. Doesn't anyone go out just to listen to music? I'd be pissed if I went to see Pink Floyd or whatever live and the music was low enough to hear the person next to me talking. Even when I go out to jazz clubs I want the music to be louder than a normal conversation can withstand. Conversations great, but if the musics good turn it up, we can talk later.

Now that Iv'e posted in the drunk thread I feel I owe it to the thread to get drunk. It's 9:40 in the am here but fuck, you gotta have integrity.

Heeheeheehee, I said buttfuck.

[bikes]

HAI IM WUFWUGY

[a500lbgorilla]

Some preseason football, some rum and cokes, chillin for a nice loooooooong weekend.

[Donachello]

WINE! WHINE! WEIN! VINE! MINE!

[wufwugy]

i realized that life doesnt care. we here because everyting else died. not purpose to evolution, everyboyd be like hey why evolution do what it do, answer be evolution just a probability that exists because everything else died. so nothing special here

but the big revelation is that when u look at how and why we evolved u realize that it isnt to be happy or to be a good person or have strong will or whatever, but to have the strongest most adaptable biological fundamentals because thats what ultimately determines survival. so thats our product, and not much else.

everyday we lazy and dont do what we should, we know it but dont beat it. even when you dont know it you still know it, theres so much keeping you back, but reality is that which is keeping you back is the biology itself having adapted to survival, not greatness nor joy, just survival. living to your full potential is anti evolution, it doesnt want to to exceed, it doesnt want you to feel amazing or have some great willpower because that doesnt aid longterm survival. only biological adaption on the stupid level is evolution aided. we go through life struggling with pain and sorrow because our adaptation and reproductive reality didnt care, it only cared about what perpetuated itself i.e. immune system, organ function, etc.

so maybe the solution to life is that life is against us. it doesnt care about our happinesss, only about our survival. maybe thats the key, that you gotta go against instinct and just do what you should. afterall, your biology isnt prepared for happiness and satisfaction, but merely perpetuation.

and its not even that your biology wants perpetuation, but that biology that is perpetuated exists because everything else doesnt. get it?

[daven]

phaedrus vs aleph and gonzales
who gonna fuck with who? cos it's all about the whiplash

[Donachello]

Nice to meet you drunk thread! Well met lad

[IowaSkinsFan]

ow...my head hurts... too much beer, vodka, rum, and whiskey.....

random aside

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

i personally can't stand it. i hate not being able to have a conversation with somebody and it's clearly bad for your short-term and long-term hearing. but a lot of people seem to really enjoy it.

moderately loud music played by any good bar = great
loud clubs, live music = bad

I 100% agree.

[Galapogos]

i realized that life doesnt care. we here because everyting else died. not purpose to evolution, everyboyd be like hey why evolution do what it do, answer be evolution just a probability that exists because everything else died. so nothing special here

but the big revelation is that when u look at how and why we evolved u realize that it isnt to be happy or to be a good person or have strong will or whatever, but to have the strongest most adaptable biological fundamentals because thats what ultimately determines survival. so thats our product, and not much else.

everyday we lazy and dont do what we should, we know it but dont beat it. even when you dont know it you still know it, theres so much keeping you back, but reality is that which is keeping you back is the biology itself having adapted to survival, not greatness nor joy, just survival. living to your full potential is anti evolution, it doesnt want to to exceed, it doesnt want you to feel amazing or have some great willpower because that doesnt aid longterm survival. only biological adaption on the stupid level is evolution aided. we go through life struggling with pain and sorrow because our adaptation and reproductive reality didnt care, it only cared about what perpetuated itself i.e. immune system, organ function, etc.

so maybe the solution to life is that life is against us. it doesnt care about our happinesss, only about our survival. maybe thats the key, that you gotta go against instinct and just do what you should. afterall, your biology isnt prepared for happiness and satisfaction, but merely perpetuation.

and its not even that your biology wants perpetuation, but that biology that is perpetuated exists because everything else doesnt. get it?

That's funny, I was kinda thinking about all of this yesterday while mowing the lawn, but without the dark overtones.

And less wordy.

And even though I was only thinking all of it, I'm pretty sure I still remembered to use apostrophes with all my contractions.

[flomo]

Luke and ISF must be gettin old becuase i agrree


DDRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KMIND are you old enough to get drunk yet?
it is fucking 2010, get with the program

[kmind]

I IS 24! BUT COMPLETELY SOBER TONIGHT

[daven]

ahhh, booze my muse
6th night in a row...
friday and the consequences for one of the boozers now involves a spinal unit (kiwimark can read the paper to confirm)
tonight was all roses and sunbeams and dinner cooked for me and stories of glaswegian heroin and unrelated london comics (drawer of "squigeon" was over for dinner), among overs, innit
not convinced that thai whiskey buckets are gonna sober things up anytime soon

[BennyLaRue]

WHEEEE! Friday afternoon drunk. You guise at work still all suck.

[BennyLaRue]

Hey, Uncle Ben, why is your leftover rice so much tastier when I am hammered? Is it the love you put in it? Love for drunk ppls?