Drunk Thread

[swiggidy]

This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.

[flomo]

drunk as and peeing in the back ogf your monitor

[gabe]

hey man i was drunk tonight but im already recovering i guess. alcohol is cool or whatever

[bigspenda73]

[wufwugy]

i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol

[bigred]

i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol

I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?

[OhBollocks]

i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol

I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?

More alchoholz

[mrhappy333]

I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
Dewars on the rocks

[Jack Sawyer]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

[swiggidy]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

Alcoholic, or you're doing it wrong.

Been "on" for 6 hours. Woot.

[OhBollocks]

Jack for best avvies on FTR!

[flomo]

I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
Dewars on the rocks

love the stuff
and J&B

and most other scoths

[mrhappy333]

imma gettin spanked at NL, but imma gettin my drink on. imma makin these incredible reads but peeps are sucking out on me its teribad

[wufwugy]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.

[boost]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.

tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...

[swiggidy]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.

tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...

Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.

woot:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/....php?pos=-1197

[bikes]

FUCK MIE LIFE NAOTD NOT BEINGE ABLE TO WIN A FLUCKING FLIP ALL FKINGI TNIGHT

JEFESUS FUCKING CHRSIT IMO!

ALSO 5 o was abad deiccion

[bikes]

When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

Why?

shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.

tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...

Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.

woot:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/....php?pos=-1197

BEieng aliergic to latex isbteh fucking cageyst thing everr

[swiggidy]

woot, early start tonight!!!

[flomo]

spakling wine, red wine and beers over here

[swiggidy]

spakling wine, red wine and beers over here

You're a drinking pimp sir. I just had 2 hours at a happy hour, then got left because all my friends have to work tomorrow (10p, LAME)

[flomo]

cheers swig!

[swiggidy]

mom bought me bourbon for xmas, so weeeeee

CHEERS!!

[givememyleg]

fionally i've made it!! i can post here!!

[givememyleg]

sngs so much more fun when drunnk

[swiggidy]

sngs so much more fun when drunnk

wtf fail

on another note:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H8LzpkV5qSs

soooo good, you'll prob onot appreciate drunk though

[givememyleg]

i dont think id appreciate it soberrrrrr

[kingnat]

SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..


i'd like ot have a houmors pun h line there, but i can't think or shit. so fuck u guys.

I've been fukin' cunted for most of Xmas break. it's great.. I got a 12 pack of corona for xmas eve.. which i've railed on so mcuh... on these forums, mostly because I think people that buy it and like it are posers who could discover that driinking Miler lite with lime is like 95% the same thing for 1/2 the cost. So I did the equirvaltn of a hate fuck on that beer.. and chugged it out of the bottles.. it's was awesoem.. I booted tewice from the foam.

I'm currently pounding a Sammy A variety pack.. it's solid.. i'm hoping to switch bourbon soon.. or scotch...

wtf is the idff between scotch, whiskey and bourbon.. plz form your answers in eith3re Iambic pentameter, limeric or haiku....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND go.

[a500lbgorilla]

SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..

sounds like you understand the fun perfectly!

[Jack Sawyer]

scoth is good, whiskey is better, bourbon is the cadillac of whiskey

[givememyleg]

HAPPY EFFIN NEW YEAR MOTHER EFFERSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S 2009 ZOMG

[swiggidy]

omg

1) please don't stop talking to me to hit on HS boys
2) It's hot you're in the army you don't have to protect yourself with those douche bags
3) why the fuck don't you go home asshole, she doesn't fucking like you

Fuck me for striking out at a college party

[swiggidy]

props to eveyone contriubting here who's actually drukn.

You konw I <# U guys and we'll do something dirty cuz that's twhat we dooes.

[Ragnar4]

happy new years motherfuckers. I hope that each of you doesn't die in a fire.

Also, please to be sending me money so I can buy shots. The more money you send me, the more shots I drink, I think we can go for epically drunk.

You may notice that I haven't posted like a retard for the last 70 some odd words. Well bitches, I've arlready drank a bottle of champagne, I just have the common sense to proofread. It's really too bad that my punctuation sucks, though.

[swiggidy]

You have no idea. This hoe had fuckign Ds hanging out of her shirt and didn't even like douche who would n't ufkcin gleave. I would have dtakne care of theat shit. She'd be happy , what'as wrong, nothking

FUUUKCK

[swiggidy]

support my debauchery (honesltly spelled right first time)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...y-king-376851/

[Galapogos]

Druuuuuunk!~ I juat realized I'm hthat guy that ciokes home adter drinkjngt o post on FTR.

Whata homo!

[kingnat]

i can't tell if I'm drunk or just on some ridic adrenalin rush... alllls I gotzta say is..

how 'bout dem huskers...

[bigspenda73]

support my debauchery (honesltly spelled right first time)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...y-king-376851/

shake and bake

AND I HALPED

[nutsinho]

ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it

[givememyleg]

REPLIED

[swiggidy]

ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it

It's the thought that counts

[UG]

ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it

It's the thought that counts

same for me, 3rd time is a charm!



I think I maybe just took a shot, but there's no shot glass, so maybe I'm just trying to show Max and Ben my mad Katrate skills or something

[thizzSantaCruz]

Fuck you, I'm drunk but my grammar is perfect!

[thizzSantaCruz]

Fuck you, I'm drunk but my grammar is perfect!

hmmm i was drinking whiskey again last nite, angry drunk

[UG]

MOTHERFUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Tomorrow is my last day of X-mas break. I am sad. I don't have kids in class until Wednesday, just bullshit meetings Mon/Tue, but still.....

[swiggidy]

drinking for no reason except it's sarturday woot!!

I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.

[triumphant cracker]

i anm way to dre un k

[UG]

I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.

in college we used to have "whiskey nights." it involved drinking ridiculous amounts of whiskey. just about every time somebody woke up with a black eye or knot on their head and nobody knew what happened.

awesome days.

[swiggidy]

lolz

My stance has always been that it doesn't make me angry, but it makes others angry with me.

I still love it

[UG]

also furniture broken and holes in walls that nobody could explain

good times

[swiggidy]

nice 1st page IMO, I should have double posted

/life beat

[UG]

[yourfather]

Oh Hai Gauyz lulz there yo iz

[bigred]

I JUST SNOWBOARDED ALL DAY AT SOLITUDDE AND THEN CAME HOME FOR A STEAK DINNER AND THEN WENT HOT TUBBING AND THEN TO THE SAUNA AND THEN THE STEAM ROOM. THIS HOUSE IS THE SHIT. YAY UTAH

[bigred]

PS IM DRINKING SO MUCH

[swiggidy]

OMFG

starting to drink at 7 is not good. I almost thought I should nt be drinking in public excpet crazy OSU fans thin I"lm cool.

I went hom because I hat my freinds but GOGOOGOG FUCKING OSIUUUU!!!!!

[Numbr2intheWorld]

I'm drunk can i participate in this thread?

i need progene cause my testosterone is lowerimg

[a500lbgorilla]

im drunk and what?

[bigred]

yesssss, i win again lol, i'm so awrsomem, hahaha, yes

[flomo]

BEER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDW...eature=related

i kno it is oldd but fuck off

[givememyleg]

i'm not drunk but i'm cheesed so that counts

[swiggidy]

hai guys, thx for posting

I've been bad the last week. Def been drinking but am neglecting my obligations. Likt Thursday coul dhave been epic cuz I was jsut watching RIC hit on eChicks and it was funny.

Anyway, GO CAVS. Conviently rnaked #1 bitches.

[HarleyGuy13]

OK I fucking qualifi beleeve me! But i can't figure out wat 2 fucking say cuz I poured half a bottle of Tuaca over ice then sprinkled about .5 ounces of coke over it to make color. KICKED MY AZZZ

[HarleyGuy13]

Starting nexxt week I could post on here every fucking day. I'll be in Cancun at an all inclusive resort. I've double chekced about twenty times to get a definition of "All inclusive" and they assure me it INCLUDES ALCOHOL! Damn they'll be sorry they let me and my buddy in that place! LOL....FUCK I"M FUCKED UP!!!!

[triumphant cracker]

i you post on here every day while you're in cancun...thats -ev..but its only forgivable if you post nakid wimins pix.....everyday. +ev

[triumphant cracker]

i shudda been in this thread thursday...i drank a whole bottle of jim beam black....fukkt up.

[HarleyGuy13]

i you post on here every day while you're in cancun...thats -ev..but its only forgivable if you post nakid wimins pix.....everyday. +ev

Will see wat I can do!

[swiggidy]

I'm only happy steelers win because I fucking hate baltimore so much. wil be around becuase I ahve to haelp a girl fix her computer. Fuckin glivfe beat

[a500lbgorilla]

STEELER SWIN!

[a500lbgorilla]

i felt like making it all caps and including the typo bcuz its a drunk thread

[swiggidy]

whoray for temporary escapes

[WildBobAA]

so i foudn thsi live game near wher ei live its a 200NL cash game i went there 3 times

+738
+193
+355

those were my session ship it hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

[WildBobAA]

ps im drunk

[WildBobAA]

i at e at olive garden tonight, zuppa toscana most awesome soup ever amirite?

olive garden ----> drinking red bull and vodkaaas ---> playing poker winning momeny

sicklife imO?