Drunk Thread

[nutsinho]

I LOVE BEING THIS DRUNK

[Deanglow]

got drunk as fuck, watched Dark City (awesome fucking movie), bought like 6 movies, hung out with this chick I like, made thousands of dollars, life is good

[WillburForce]

got drunk as fuck, watched Dark City (awesome fucking movie), bought like 6 movies, hung out with this chick I like, made thousands of dollars, life is good

I did the first bit. Didn't watch anythings, didn't buy anything, didn't haeng out with a chick I like, instead of winning thousands I lost $40. Life is still good though.

[nutsinho]

wow i made 10k at 25/50 last night and i dont even know how...was so fuckng drunk

[WildBobAA]

i at e at olive garden tonight, zuppa toscana most awesome soup ever amirite?

I don't understand why they don't sell this soup in stores. Everytime I go to Olive Garden I just have 3 or 4 bowls before my entree gets there and then just take most of my entree home for later.

[bigspenda73]

I go for the salad, not the soup

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[GatorJH]

wow i made 10k at 25/50 last night and i dont even know how...was so fuckng drunk

you didn't win that - I loaned it to you. Now pay me back my monies.

[ATOTHEC101]

Just woken up after falling unconscious on my bed with my clothes on. This was caused by drinking vodka from 8pm till 4am yday,Im still fairly drunk, I dreamt I was friends with Obama and that I spent time surfing at his awesome holiday mansion place, I also dreamt I was eaten by a shark at aforementioned holiday place. I fell unconscious at 5am, it is currently 8.51am. for some reason my knee hurts alot, I have lipstick all over my face and my t shirt smells like whisky, meh, I cannot remember how I arrived in my room, or anything from last night in general. Got up, made a ton of food, food good, now gonna go bac to sleep, yummmmm, the end.

[meeloche]

Bumping for obvious reasons

Hi everybody what do I win for that bumpage shit... I revived the thread shit. boom

[givememyleg]

can this double as a thread for when you're really really high too? if so, what's upppppp

[wufwugy]

turns out the idea which i lamented about a few months ago, the one where alcohol gives me headaches (also caffeine and shoulder exercises) is not completely true. they were triggers, but the real problem looks like it was root canal infection

i had root canal surgery of a decrepit tooth a month ago, and since i have not had a migraine. ive been able to drink alcohol, caffeine, and exercise neck/shoulder intensively and yet have not experienced the delayed migraines those almost always caused.

im a sorta drug fiend so since i can drink finally without feeling like royally fucked shit ill be doing it a lot probably. fun

[Galapogos]

What's getting a root canal like? Painful? I think I have one coming in my future and I'm not too pumped about it.

[givememyleg]

i always thought root canal sounded like something that has little to do with dentistry

[wufwugy]

What's getting a root canal like? Painful? I think I have one coming in my future and I'm not too pumped about it.

go to dentist now

NOW

root canal infection is one of the most amazing pains you will ever experience. it was one of my worst pains, and was once hospitalized for traumatic injury for a month. it is probably the worst pain experienced by most people on the planet.

the surgery is not painful at all. just make sure that your dentist uses laughing gas and you'll enjoy yourself. will cost like 1.8k over like 4 visits tho. just be sure that if you dont get it fixed now you are in for a world of PAIN when the decrepit tooth decides to suddenly go gangsta on you. also infection untreated can get bad enough that you could lose your jaw, but thats like way worst case scenario and would take like a decade or more to happen

[Galapogos]

No I don't mean I'm putting one off. I got kicked in the teeth in hockey years ago and there was no real damage except a small bit of tooth chippage. My dentist patched it up and said it might be a problem later in life and if that were to become the case I'd need a root canal. I've been fearing one ever since.

[WillburForce]

i just seen this aiad drunk thread am i'm drunk. been for my fiorts Korean meal in New Malden. v nice. no dog.
dropped $200 though. drunkenments.

[wufwugy]

its funny to me how people drunk post and misspell and use poor grammar and all, while when i drunk post nobody can tell the difference. i would hafta be blackout, smashing shit drunk in order to not post using the exact same spelling and grammar as normal

[a500lbgorilla]

clearly not drunk enough. Also likely drinking alone and thus lacking the frantic excitement of trying to summarize an awesome day just before passing out or finding a fleeting moment to pull yourself away from the fun to type shit on the internet.

[wufwugy]

probavbl y omgzx

[kmind]

JEMSNON WUFWFUKL NOT ASIANS ANYMORE? SO GAY BUT SO HOT POSTER OF THE YEAR JUST AKS ZIANIT I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE

[kmind]

THAT SHOULD SAY XIANTI I
M NOT EVEN DURNK

[kmind]

HU for rolls? Let's go find me, i'm asleep thoguth booyakasha ali g style

[kmind]

i fasdfasd my friend paid for all my drinks

[bikes]

Dear BB. Consider being less of an ass when completely wasted. It leads to less awkward mornings.

[bloxx]

Have you got guys the same sentence what's coming every saturday when you woke up ? something like : "damn, i won't drink again" ;s

[kmind]

clearly not drunk enough. Also likely drinking alone and thus lacking the frantic excitement of trying to summarize an awesome day just before passing out or finding a fleeting moment to pull yourself away from the fun to type shit on the internet.

Haha I've typed something on the computer almost every single night since drinking and you are right. Last night was the drunkest I got by far and definitely the only time I had a lot of typos. I remember getting on FTR (don't remember any of my posts) because my friends finally left my room and I wanted to see what the internet was like. Me like.

[swiggidy]

Dear BB. Consider being less of an ass when completely wasted. It leads to less awkward mornings.

I have your shot picture.

Not drunk, but I was a lot drunk since Wed so I feel it's ok.

My root canal didn't hurt at all. It was just really long and boring. I recommend getting knocked out.

[will641]

i'm super twisted right now. it has taken me 4 minutes to make this post amke somewhat sense.

[b-rabbit]

lol at twisted

[WildBobAA]

fml

[WildBobAA]

fags

[UG]

my wife is pissed because I am drunk

fuck her

goddammit just let me live for once!



p.s. she's mad too because we're supposed to go on an 8-mile run tomorrow morning, THAT SHIT AINT HAPPINENGY, because we're gay fags and we're running a half-marathon in three weeks. fuck that, I will let my pure athleticism take over and jog that bitch in about 2:20.

[UG]

life really sucks because she owns me, and she's hot, but that's awesome and not the point

the rest of my alcohol is in our mother fucking garage

we have an alarm system so I'd have to disarm it, she'd know, fuck

[b-rabbit]

hjahaha i'm drunk but i'm not owned by nobodys. this girl tried to get me to be lame like UG but i was all like naw bitch i'm leaving. gotta drinks more

[a500lbgorilla]

WARNING: UG may cause awesomeness.

[wufwugy]

i r teh drunk and i typed up some hudge post bout my problems but deleted it cuz posting about teh problems r teh gay omg no wai

hope u like teh spellcheck

[wufwugy]

why did nobody like my jon lajoie thread that guy is teh shit yo

fuck u up ur stupid asses imo checkbox confirmed plus one like duh obviously robusto freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm

[a500lbgorilla]

say whaaaaaaaat?

power 'our 'll get da' job done. And if you get in its way, it'll knock ya a'round!

[Galapogos]

Quality Braveheart randomness.

[b-rabbit]

so i'm drunk and i posted a stupid poll earlier today about fake real shit like loch ness monster and goblins or whatever and people took it all serious and got defensive and then i got pissed cause i was like naw man this is supposed to be for funs so i was like you're wrong on the interwebs or whatever. but i mean really. its just dumb shit. its all for fun. i just want to drink till i fall down. bigfoot is obv real

[givememyleg]

fuck you all




IN THE ASS

[Galapogos]

Only the Ogopogo is real, none of that far fetched nonsense in your pole.

[givememyleg]

wtf fuck fuck FUCK fuck

[givememyleg]

why did it say poop who did that shit i'm losing it man

[will641]

idk how i made it home tonight. amn im hammmmmmmmmmerd

[a500lbgorilla]

drinking for the masters! wooo!

[CBAT]

Oh man, I should have stopped in here last night.

I was bombed ^_^.

[swiggidy]

Sadly I always forget about this thread even though I started it. I'm actually borderline drunk at the moment, but will probably just sober up now

Happy Fucking Easter loser

[a500lbgorilla]

haha drinking for the masters is so sweet

i was passed out at 3

[Parasurama]

So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?

[will641]

haha drinking for the masters is so sweet

i was passed out at 3

i thought you said you were in top form

[badgers]

So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?

haha gl with this

[UG]

So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?

I did this once. Lets just say it didn't end well.

[givememyleg]

i'll do it!

[givememyleg]

need some ground rules, like when do you take a shot? every time you win a pot? every time there are 2 clubs on board? hell let's make prop bets while playing too.

[WillburForce]

yep im cunted

[Parasurama]

I was thinking just get drunk, play outside your bankroll, and chronicle the adventures for ftr, but it would be more fun if there were rules. Take a shot every time you win a pot sounds excessive. Maybe take a shot every time you win a pot after the turn?

More than one person could play and you could have last longer (until you pass out) bets. Everyone picks a suit. When three or more of that suit come out, everyone who picked that suit drinks. Also, who can get his chat banned the fastest?

[kingnat]

The question is... would a decent poker player with a high tolerance win more than a very good poker player who is a cheap date?

[meeloche]

If your from st louis don't even bother, just crawl into a whole and cry yourself to sleep you got no shot mesual have just skipped the games and gone straight to the golf course you got no shot. Oh yeah you can tall that bottle of wisers it ahd not shot to cause i can drink it all bitch. Thats it your done wait no i'm done bitches.

[Galapogos]

Yeah bitches.

[Warpe]

Yup. Completely lodaed.

[meeloche]

wow

[ZwiFT]

fuck i finrd the durknk thrweanm, i an sio pooped its not funnny i yeah poopend drunk thread i lovethi s therdersdd

[BennyLaRue]

My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday.

Zwift, lock yur door, buddy.

[ZwiFT]

My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday.

Zwift, lock yur door, buddy.

i did poop brianna frost is da bebe.. omg she is hot omg pooptube her all day lone

[bikes]

lol hahahahahhhhh gggml so funny

[will641]

im out hrere

[yourfather]

hahah whatwhat what fuck jkobes a ho and so is hitttin grunner runner starightsz vs me

[givememyleg]

FUCK

[flomo]

dewars

[b-rabbit]

fake drunk hjomos. i can't stop hickupping. watfching sweeney todd. demon barber on hbosig. totdally awesoem

[kingnat]

AFter reading both my posts I just made, I felt I had to post here. I love my friends. I love beer. I love FTR.

[thizzSantaCruz]

say whaaaaaaaat?

power 'our 'll get da' job done. And if you get in its way, it'll knock ya a'round!

gotta step your game up and go with century club over power hour.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pr...php?id=6700415

if this link works scroll down a bit and find the century club video from my fraternity

[WillburForce]

i'm getting there. not smashed but defo half cut

[mrhappy333]

+1 for the Boones?