Wuf wuf, oh wuffy wuf wuf,
You're such a puff,
Which in these parts means fucking homo,
Like flomo,
But supa,
You're super dupa,
Like a trooper,
I bet your missus is a whooper,
Oh supa trooper, lights are gonna get you, shining like the sun,
Smiling having fun,
Felling like a number one,
This is what happens when I drink beer,
you're all fucking queer.
Good night, you bunch of shites.