1. he made that in 9 minutes

2. most poetry is GARBAGE. people love stupid poetry that reads like ratchety, stalling vehicle. i can't even get through a couple lines of standard poetry because of how badly it flows on a structural level. but he basically wrote a sentence that rhymes. which is why it works. most poetry is jumping from one point to another without flow, but thinking there's flow due to specific rhymes

3. dont get me started on how much i fucking hate poetry. real poetry is a paragraph that makes a point smoothly

4. drunk

5. why the fuck dont u plai werewolf