Yeah this guy right, ages ago he banished all the snakes from this poxy country that nobody cares about, so let's all get drunk on dark curdled milk and bog standard whiskey in celebration.

St George slayed a fucking dragon, not a few snakes, yet Patrick is the hero? YEAH MAN LET'S DRUNKY DRINK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking imbeciles.