Drunk Thread

[Hawk]

drunk!!!!!

trying glenfiddich for the first time. good stuff!!

[supa]

Bahahahaha! Irish car bombs, green beers and irish coffee for to get home. Gonna pull the corned beef out the crockpot now woot! Some songs for me drunk frands.

I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys - YouTube

and for anyone who's lost someone

Clutch - Drink To The Dead - YouTube

[dranger7070]

My kidneys hurt.

[a500lbgorilla]

St Patty's Day, the great Irish humanitarian effort.

[supa]

Irish car bombs should be called irish head asplode bombs.

[OngBonga]

Yeah this guy right, ages ago he banished all the snakes from this poxy country that nobody cares about, so let's all get drunk on dark curdled milk and bog standard whiskey in celebration.

St George slayed a fucking dragon, not a few snakes, yet Patrick is the hero? YEAH MAN LET'S DRUNKY DRINK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking imbeciles.

[kickass]

^mardy^
have you ever been out on st georges day? its wank, BNP skinheads and cunts fillin every wetherspoons in the country. The irish win for drunkard celebrating. still no need for an excuse to get drunking.

[OngBonga]

Not mardy, just being me. I don't care for either day. I don't need an excuse to get drunk, I either do it or I don't, regardless of what the date is. It's just a little confusing that everyone in England seems to give more of a shit about Ireland day than England day. If everyone in England went out and got pissed on St George's Day, then it would be a great day. But as it is, the only people who show the remotest bit of patrioism aside from during a fucking football match are the fascist twats. I guess that's the only thing they should be commended for. It's almost become taboo to be patriotic in England these days, like if you are patriotic it makes you racist by default. Still, I say all this but I'm not remotely patriotic, mainly because I think the majority of English people are cunts.

Problem with St Patricks Day is that it takes so fucking long to get served my pint of Guinness since every fucker seems to be drinking it suddenly. So I just stay in and smoke weed. It's green, that's pretty Irish.

[boost]

Patriotism is a good thing? Since when?

And it's the same all over the world. St. Patrick's Day is an international drinking holiday.

[a500lbgorilla]

Patriotism is a good thing? Since when?

And it's the same all over the world. St. Patrick's Day is an international drinking holiday.

I learned about a military concept called "Center of Gravity." Essentially, it's the idea that every nation has something which, if you topple over, can topple over the entire nation.

For the French it's Paris. All you gotta do is roll over Paris and the French will stop fighting. For the Japanese in WW Deuce, it was their Emperor. The Japs would fight until their Emperor was killed or told them to stop. So we dropped the nukes on them to completely take the will to fight out of their Emperor and they full stop surrendered. The Germans had Hitler. They were willing to drive their country into the ground so long as Hitler was still taking the lead.

Well, if your nation's center of gravity is the nation itself, you'll never get rocked. Burn down DC, who gives a shit? Route the Army? We'll go Militia up in this bitch. Ours is actually our public opinion. You shift public opinion against war, and we'll stop fighting. But if someone attacks us, I doubt public opinion would ever shift.

So yeah, not a good idea for you to be deeply patriotic, but it's nice that your neighbors are.

[a500lbgorilla]

Yeah, that's a good post for the drunk thread.

[wufwugy]

drinking lots and lots

i like you guys because i can be myself while hiding myself

[wufwugy]

jesus christ superstar ive got this shit locked down

they say you cant recite the alphabet when drunk but fuck em they dont know

only time i drunk was right before i blacked then buffet table smashed then barf spew in intermittent bouts of conscious before being dragged to resting place while professing undying love for somebody who turns out to be filthy whore

you get the picture

[wufwugy]

hey you all wanna know something funny

i thought i was getting old, over the hill of a young vibrant youth so to speak, or so i thought

but really i was just drinking too much

i realized this when i didnt drink for just one day

but fuck that, i have to drink to keep the demons away

[rong]

What goes up.........


Ohhhhhhhh........


Also, I've had an epiphany.

[d0zer]

demons don't stand a chance tonight.

[rong]

It was about happiness, your own and other peoples and how they're interrelated and how a slight change in objectives and behavior could have a huge net benefit for everyone. But I've forgotten what the changes were. Bugger!

[supa]

Welcome to Buddhism Dan.

[wufwugy]

It was about happiness, your own and other peoples and how they're interrelated and how a slight change in objectives and behavior could have a huge net benefit for everyone. But I've forgotten what the changes were. Bugger!

Love and peace will save the world

War, imprisonment, poverty, all just different manifestations of people not loving each other



The hippies always had it right (they were the only ones who gazed through the eyes of god (lsd), after all), their messaging just isn't the kind to work on the rest of us competitive coffee and whiskey capitalists

[rong]

Agreed, but I was thinking on more of a micro scale, ie relationships between people as opposed to social/political ideas.

[supa]

Agreed, but I was thinking on more of a micro scale, ie relationships between people as opposed to social/political ideas.

It's the same thing.

Now get the fuck outta the drunked thread with your social/political agenda!

[d0zer]

peace love and happiness, man!

(that's the beer talking ofc)

[supa]

And I thought I was the only one whos beers actually talked to them.

[flomo]

Where's the high as a kite thread?

[a500lbgorilla]

Where's the high as a kite thread?

Floatin up with the clouds.

[d0zer]

Where's the high as a kite thread?

[supa]

Drunk. Been riding bi-cee-clays around from bar to bar all day wif the wiff and having a good old crazy drunken time. Just a good fucken day. Happy drinking!

[supa]

Oh, for all the americans I'd like to thank the mexicans at the battle of puebla keeping us from becoming canadian. Thanks.

[d0zer]

I think imma get drunk tonight and celebrate not being an american or a mexican. Thanks.

[d0zer]

Tonight, we drink from the big mug:

[Shotglass]

OMG ... gooooood stuff

[bikes]

wimmen confirmed evil. and the only dangerous amount tonight is none./

[OngBonga]

Is Cristiano Ronaldo getting oilier, or am I just getting more racist?

[wufwugy]

Does nobody care about soccer, or am I just getting more awesome?

[OngBonga]

Does nobody care about soccer, or am I just getting more awesome?

So Cristiano isn't getting oilier, and I'm not getting more racist?

[bikes]

OH WELL OH WELL I STILL HOPE FOR THE BEST

[bikes]

Katy Perry - Electric Feel (MGMT Cover) - YouTube

[rong]

Katy Perry - Electric Feel (MGMT Cover) - YouTube

I hate that I like it.

[Micro2Macro]

so im sitting here listening to dogs by pink floyd on repeat, probably for the next hour or so while I finish off this bottle of cheap fuck chivas, also while I write a sticky note reminding myself to call my lawyer monday to send a letter to my ex gf to never communicate with me in any way ever again (so that when she does I can go to police and get a restraining order without much word)

lesson here kids: alcohol is not a way to solve your problems at all, and crazy women should be avoided at all costs before they find out your name, where you live, etc etc. if the latter has occured, well, good fucking luck, you may want to join in on drunk ranting in this thread to avoid blowing your fucking brains out

[jackvance]

I noticed I behave differently when drunk than i used to. I used to do totally crazy stuff. Now it's like my drunkenness has matured.

[kmind]

Not drunk tonight but last night my friends and I played this: How to Play the Summer Drinking Game Polish Horseshoes | eHow.com

First time I had ever heard of it. Figure some of the ultimate guys on here would like it

[bikes]

polish horseshoes is the shit

[wufwugy]

should rename drunk thread to wuf thread then have drunk post in wuf thread about renaming wuf thread to drunk thread

[supa]

lynch wufwugy

[supa]

In other news. This shit is pretty fucking good.



Just sayin'.

[supa]

Oh, here's Tom with the weather.

[wufwugy]

motherfucker i just had a root canal

and im thinking about how amazing i would be at life if i didnt question myself

[Hawk]

This is my drink right now. I'm enjoying it.

[rpm]

too much guinness

[supa]

motherfucker i just had a root canal

and im thinking about how amazing i would be at life if i didnt question myself

Vicodin promises to fix both of these problems.

[supa]

This is my drink right now. I'm enjoying it.

I like my whiskey with an 'e' thank you very much.

[Micro2Macro]

trying not to open my lagavulin since im past the point of being able to enjoy

helllllo johnny walker black

[Chelle]

fuck the world

fuck bruno mars

bourbon and coke zero i love thee.

[Chelle]

Dachshund Swim - YouTube

Best video to exist EVER.

[d0zer]

chelle's on the liquor EH. look out world

[Chelle]

fuck the world again tonight.

buorbon and diet orange soda

[Shotglass]

buorbon and diet orange soda

Whoa! I'm trying to decide if that even sounds good

[givememyleg]

fuck you all.

i love you all.

[Chelle]

fuck bitches get money.

im still typing correctly so that means more bourbon.

[rpm]

Fuck bitches, get money.

I'm still typing correctly so that means more bourbon.

fyp. i think you best call it a night.

[supa]

fyp. i think you best call it a night.

lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.

[supa]

Fuck me. Did I just question the use of whom in the drunk thread.

Banhammer imo.

[rpm]

lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.

ha, good point. luckily enough, i was just kidding. i mean, c'mon, "best call it a night"? pffft

[Chelle]

I'm pretty upset right now.
I'm sober again.

The fuck is this shit?

[eugmac]

lol coming from the guy who (whom?) I've never seen use a capitol.

Capital, I assume you mean. Capitol is like Capitol Hill, which is located in Washington D.C., which is the capitAl of the US of A. But don't worry, I'm just jealous that y'all are getting hammered and I'm sober and stuff.

[Chelle]

DRPPERPERP AND BOUROON

[givememyleg]

which chelle is an alcoholic?

[Shotglass]

Capital, I assume you mean. Capitol is like Capitol Hill, which is located in Washington D.C., which is the capitAl of the US of A. But don't worry, I'm just jealous that y'all are getting hammered and I'm sober and stuff.

c'mon, seriusly...grammer and spelling in the drunk thred

FTW - jack and coke is my friend

[Chelle]

which chelle is an alcoholic?

lol
just me trying to drown sorrows, sorry broski

[supa]

Grammar nazi shit aside. I'm pretty fucking drunk right now and I could give a shit about A or O or whether or not whiskey should have an e in it. But it should. Cuz its better with one. just sayin.

[supa]

Oh chelle!!!

HI!!!!!!!!

[d0zer]

Grammar nazi shit aside. I'm pretty fucking drunk right now and I could give a shit about A or O or whether or not whiskey should have an e in it. But it should. Cuz its better with one. just sayin.

I almost grammar nazied yer capital/capitol or watfukever but then I was like. fuck. can't do that to supa in the drunk thread.

not the time and place, too many fucks given

[supa]

I almost grammar nazied yer capital/capitol or watfukever but then I was like. fuck. can't do that to supa in the drunk thread.

not the time and place, too many fucks given

every fuck is appreciated.

choo doin?

[rpm]

about to go and get drunk on under-priced guinness (ashamedly from a can not a tap) and jam with some friends

[supa]

Is it the can with the ball inside?

Pre jam session motivation!!!

JONNY LANG - CHERRY RED WINE [STILL PICTURES].flv - YouTube