Guinness from a can is infinitely better than Guinness from a bottle; I can't even drink that bitter, bottled piss. I hear there's a red-headed dame in Ireland from whom you can suckle Guinness from her tits. If you can't get it from her, a tap is pretty much the 2nd closest thing to a divine experience that you can find in this life. If you need help figuring out what number 1 is, then god help you, my abstinent friend.
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It's not a ball it's a widget, you heathens. Go and dunk your heads in water, and admit your shame.

You know why the head on Guinness is such a perfect density of foam and creaminess? It's 'cause there's no CO2 in Guinness. They use N2. That's right, diatomic Nitrogen. Just like the air you breath. Guinness is a god damn breath of fresh Irish air... And a meal. That sweet nectar will sustain you.

More awesomeness about Guinness:
Guinness Physics - Sixty Symbols - Physics and Astronomy videos

But, my drunken monkey ass is here to go on about the freaking stations at 10NL on Bovada. I freaking love these guys! They'll call me down with a raggy T on a AJTr flop and J turn and J river. They've made all-in shoves with TPSK (top pair, shit kicker) on single-suit boards. For fuck's sake, I've gotten it in w/ QQ on a 9 high board and got called by KT. They'll call any bet on the flop. ANY. FUCKING. BET. It cost me 4 BI to figure out to move my C-bets to the turn. But then... I don't think ROFLMAO is even enough to express my shock and delight.

Seriously, 5NL is harder than 10NL on Bovada. That said, I'm probably one of maybe 30 10NL players, so stay off my turf, bitches!