Drunk Thread

[rpm]

confirmed can with ball. can't watch that youtube clip because my parents' computer isn't clever enough

[Chelle]

listen bros

bitches aint shit
but hos and tricks.

[d0zer]

fuck I was drunk last night. head is a little angry at me for it this morning. advil and 'erb to make everything alllllright

[kingnat]

i've found a recipe for making hefewiezen palatable. it ain't pretty.

[supa]

Sake, sapporo and something called a tweekin' puerto rican. Feeling no pain.

[eugmac]

i've found a recipe for making hefewiezen palatable. it ain't pretty.

mmmm hefeweizen

[eugmac]

also, discovered cider isn't so bad. bottle of magner's it was. further recommendations?

[kingnat]

Yeah, I like apple juice too. Hefewiezen takes like camel urine.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Guinness from a can is infinitely better than Guinness from a bottle; I can't even drink that bitter, bottled piss. I hear there's a red-headed dame in Ireland from whom you can suckle Guinness from her tits. If you can't get it from her, a tap is pretty much the 2nd closest thing to a divine experience that you can find in this life. If you need help figuring out what number 1 is, then god help you, my abstinent friend.
...
It's not a ball it's a widget, you heathens. Go and dunk your heads in water, and admit your shame.

You know why the head on Guinness is such a perfect density of foam and creaminess? It's 'cause there's no CO2 in Guinness. They use N2. That's right, diatomic Nitrogen. Just like the air you breath. Guinness is a god damn breath of fresh Irish air... And a meal. That sweet nectar will sustain you.

More awesomeness about Guinness:
Guinness Physics - Sixty Symbols - Physics and Astronomy videos

But, my drunken monkey ass is here to go on about the freaking stations at 10NL on Bovada. I freaking love these guys! They'll call me down with a raggy T on a AJTr flop and J turn and J river. They've made all-in shoves with TPSK (top pair, shit kicker) on single-suit boards. For fuck's sake, I've gotten it in w/ QQ on a 9 high board and got called by KT. They'll call any bet on the flop. ANY. FUCKING. BET. It cost me 4 BI to figure out to move my C-bets to the turn. But then... I don't think ROFLMAO is even enough to express my shock and delight.

Seriously, 5NL is harder than 10NL on Bovada. That said, I'm probably one of maybe 30 10NL players, so stay off my turf, bitches!

[supa]

fuck you all.

i love you all.

This. Srsly. Fuck off <3

[eugmac]

Yeah, I like apple juice too. Hefewiezen takes like camel urine.

Can you hook me up with some camel urine? What's your source?

[kingnat]

Flogging Molly - Fuck You I&#39;m Drunk (Bondo) - YouTube

[wufwugy]

Supplement 500mg magnesium and 25mg zinc nightly and your drinking capacity WRT ability to withstand next-day lethargy will increase by 50-100%. Guaranteed

[bikes]

i am getting dog face wasted due to my hatred of the world and myself. but msotly the world. DOG FACE WSTED

[wufwugy]

what happened?

[bikes]

nothing. but in the words of daniel day lewis in there will be blood and i see nothing worth liking

[wufwugy]

i am the same

things can change

[OngBonga]

Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after boshing a load of pills.

[wufwugy]

Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after boshing a load of pills.

what in the shit did i just read

[Shotglass]

Magnesium supplements are also wonderful for stopping jaw ache the day after...(use your imagination)

fyp

[wufwugy]

is cybering really that tough on the jaw?

[wufwugy]

i wanna watch cabin in the woods but i cant because im the worlds most sensitive person and i pee my pants whenever loud sounds and sudden movements happen in movies

[bikes]

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

[rong]

what in the shit did i just read

Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

[OngBonga]

Yeah let's start quoting my favourite films.

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[supa]

Stressed out crazy week. Beers and Jack on the schedule for most the weekend. Too lazy to find the Friday thread so happy Friday fuckers.

[d0zer]

I had a similar week, and similar plans for this weekend.

Cheers dinkholes!

[bikes]

booozing boozing

[Chelle]

shut up bikes

[bikes]

dog on head

[MadMojoMonkey]

Somewhere on every Excel spreadsheet, there's a column with your name on it.

[rpm]

evening.

[kingnat]

"uh-huh"

[kingnat]

back-to-back

[bikes]

oh dat kingnat

[kingnat]

you combo breaking mother son of a stooge.

[WillburForce]

Reporting for duty.

To miss quote Bobby Zimmerman "I'm not cunted yet, but I'm getting there"

[supa]

fuck me.

[crazzvette]

lets see how many drunks can figure this out , read the black untill you figure it out , if you can't figure it out , read the green , k .




lol . . .

[bikes]

take my hand.

i'll teach you to dance.

spin you around, and let you fall down.

[supa]

confirmed drunk

[Shotglass]

yippeeeeeee

[bikes]

fuck yeah labor day.

[rpm]

sup fuckers?

George Thorogood - I Drink Alone - YouTube

[rpm]

saw george thorogood at the start of last year. wasnt that great really. didnt play delaware slide and did too many repetitions of 3 cheesy pre-meditated rock'n'roll spinny step things. about 40 per song. guess i better sleep now.

[bode]

lets see how many drunks can figure this out , read the black untill you figure it out , if you can't figure it out , read the green , k .




lol . . .

shouldn't you be posting these on facebook with all the other retards?

[WillburForce]

meant to be sober but I',m drunk. Winner winner chicken dinner.

[bigred]

Meeeeeeeee!

Yay Austin tx!!!!! Woooooooo

[BennyLaRue]

Ben, any 90s music recommendations? Givittome.

[bigred]

Lolz. Well played sir. It's been long I since I've been hammered Andy on the interwebs to suggest 90s music

Off the top of my head:

Silver chair - Israel's son
Deftones - root
Smashing pumpkins - tonight, tonight
Nirvana - very ape
Nin - were in this together now
Offspring - self esteem

That should get you started

[BennyLaRue]

I was just fucking with you and then you picked Very Ape and I was like, ok, he is a real person with real feelings.

[bigred]

And if you save yourself
You will make him hally

[bigred]

Happy

Fuck you iPad. Right I n the face

[BennyLaRue]

Why Austin?

[bigred]

Fiancé wants to save people by sticking needles in them

[BennyLaRue]

Fiancé wants to save people by sticking needles in them

She sells clean heroin? Noble shit.

[BennyLaRue]

Oh, just occurred to me you meant methadone.

[bigred]

This ain't nex Mexico, heisenberg

[bigred]

Forgot about Deftones - drive far away, long this isong

[bigred]

Yeah that's note the name

[BennyLaRue]

I am the one who knocks. And brings chicken.

[bigred]

Am I the only one who loves parabol into parabola regardless of the a?

[bigred]

This one, this form I hold now.
Embracing you, this reality here,
This one, this form I hold now, so
Wide eyed and hopeful.
Wide eyed and hopefully wild.

[bigred]

But my favorite part:

We barely remember what came before this precious moment,
Choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside...
This body holding me, reminding me that I am not alone in
This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

[bigred]

And I've gone down a tool black hole. Cya later

Love the song lateralus.

[bigred]

Drunk Bigred,

Keep up the good work

Love,
Sober Bigred

[bikes]

Drunk Bigred,

Sober BB loves you, even when you don't stfu at the poker table.

Love,
Sober BB

[bigred]

"I'll give you $5 to stop talking"

[bikes]

"I'll give you $5 to stop talking"

WORTH IT!

[jyms]

I'm gonna get drunk one night and post a long rant in this thread before the month is over

[givememyleg]

not drunk, but wish i was. not enough motivation to get up and get the rum from the cabinet.

[bikes]

It's so cold in the D

[wufwugy]

drank for about 300 of the last 360 days. havent drank for a week

[!Luck]

Drank for 11 of the last 12 days. moved to city. drunk again. had 11 drinkst oday. feeeeeeeeeel gooooood. bitches.

[bigred]

Drank for 11 of the last 12 days. moved to city. drunk again. had 11 drinkst oday. feeeeeeeeeel gooooood. bitches.

I remember my first beer. There were 80 of them.