i bet hunky's dead

seriously. he hasn't posted for a little while and it's not like we'd know about it if he did die. so here's how im thinkin it went down

he was walking around the street with his camera looking for cars he can pose in. he goes up to one guy who's about to get into his car

Hunky: "Hey man, you wanna take a picture of me in your car?"

Some guy: "What?"

Hunky: "Man, I got my camera and everything. I just need a car to pose in so I look good when I pimp my HunkyJizzic."

Some guy: "The fuck's a HunkyJizzic?"

Hunky: "Shyt mang, I jes needs yo car aight. Help a brodda out son."

Some guy: "Get the fuck away from me."

and then the guy got in his car and drove off leaving Hunky in the middle of the street. so he just kept wandering around looking for a car to pose in. then he came across a big Samoan guy who's about to get into his car and said

Hunky:"Hey man, can I pose in your car?"

Samoan: "Fuck you talkin about?"

Hunky: "Man, lighten up. I just wanna pose in your car cuz I aint got my own and I gotsa be pimpin."

Samoan: "You some kinda fuckin retard? Askin me if you can get in my car? Get the fuck outa here before I rip your fucking arms off!"

Hunky: "You done it now mafaka! Time for you to slurp from the tap like Lyle son beleedat!" (as he unzips his pants)

Samoan: "Who the fuck's Lyle, and what the fuck's a mafaka?!" (he says before he shoves Hunky into oncoming traffic)


poor guy probably got blindsided by a mack truck with his pants around his ankles.[/QUOTE]