Due to popular demand I changed my avatar

And everyone is happy. And the townspeople rejoice.

[bikes]

Wow shes hot, but is it a TARP?


If so I am Tarped.

Whether I say yes or no it would be a level anyway. Better ask Spoon, he might know if it's a trap. If he doesn't know it's not a trap.

[ATOTHEC101]

shes really not that hot

[JKDS]

its gotta be a trap...

[BankItDrew]

a/s/l?

[Jack Sawyer]

is that a girl?

where are the tits?

[spoonitnow]

I'm not sure tbh

[wesrman]

I'm not sure tbh

None of us are.

Anyone with a tranny for an avatar should be banned ldo.

[wesrman]

Do us all a favour and go to my profile, click find all posts by wesrman, then choose a pic to use as your avatar and stop being a queer. K thanks.

[OhBollocks]

Do us all a favour and go to my profile, click find all posts by wesrman, then choose a pic to use as your avatar and stop being a queer. K thanks.

[gabe]

what





what

[bode]

I'm not sure tbh

None of us are.

Anyone with a tranny for an avatar should be banned ldo.

ssshhhh. dont tell chardrian.

[yourfather]

Looks like a dude with a loaf of bread on his head. Not impressed.

[BankItDrew]

what





what

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[XTR1000]

[triumphant cracker]

dont care......not rejoicing.

[animal_chin]

FAIL

[givememyleg]

remove the nose ring and it looks beter

[BankItDrew]

another tranny imo

i don't trust iopq after the last one

[daven]

jack sawyer's avs seem more to my taste...

[DaddyDeez]

fuck off thas a guy

[kmind]

fuck man you are messing with my fucking head now

next thing i'll learn is that jack sawyer's avatars have been men the whole time fuck

[nutsinho]

[x] cute
[ ] hot
[?] girl
[ ]tits
[x] ban

[wufwugy]

fap fap fap

[JinxT4]

[x] cute
[ ] hot
[?] girl
[ ]tits
[x] ban

I don't agree with the first check box being checked, but I agree with the rest.

[Stacks]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

[Stacks]

Just had to put that out there. Regarding the avatar. It's iopq, what do you expect?

[spoonitnow]

The dude in that avatar looks too much like a chick.

[spoonitnow]

[attempt to save thread]

Hey did you know a pig's dick is twisted on the end?

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_--WXqjwLy7s/R-...o/DSC03352.JPG

[Chopper]

jack sawyer's avs seem more to EVERYONE's tastes...

fyp

and, pigs' dicks curl? i know that vid clip was just transparent defense of the fact you actually know from experience....amirite?




jk

[Thunder]

Giving in to peer pressure.


Tut tut tut.

[wesrman]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

So you think its cool to like/post pics of trannies???

[Stacks]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

So you think its cool to like/post pics of trannies???

Not really my taste, but I just LOL at the peeps that are saying that he is fucking with their minds. Anyways, this new avatar isn't much better ;(.

[frosst]

isnt that the girl in the screamo bands demotivational poster

[spoonitnow]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

So you think its cool to like/post pics of trannies???

Trannies are alright.

[wesrman]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

So you think its cool to like/post pics of trannies???

Trannies are alright.

FY..wait i was gonna fix your post to say trannies are alright.

[Thunder]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

[wesrman]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

[spoonitnow]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHIT ON EVERYTHING THUNDER POSTS.

[Thunder]

LOl, yeah I do Wes.

What would you rather look at - a beautiful woman or a man showing off his very manly pecs, abs and biceps?

So it later transpires that said woman was actually a tranny - woo hoo big deal. Doesn't mean you're gay because she looked feminine and cute.

[wesrman]

LOl, yeah I do Wes.

What would you rather look at - a beautiful woman or a man showing off his very manly pecs, abs and biceps?

So it later transpires that said woman was actually a tranny - woo hoo big deal. Doesn't mean you're gay because she looked feminine and cute.

Bruce Lee is a GOD.

Besides he new it was a tranny all along, and chose to use it as his avatar.

[wesrman]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A TROLL OR ILL CRY.

FYP.

[spoonitnow]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A TROLL OR ILL CRY.

FYP.

This is harassment which is not allowed by the FTR Rules of Conduct.

[wesrman]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A TROLL OR ILL CRY.

FYP.

This is harassment which is not allowed by the FTR Rules of Conduct.

In my opinion what you do is harrasment also. If you're gonna dish it out, you need to learn how to take it.

You cant tell everyone else to not get upset about what is said on a forum, then complain when someone doesit back to you.

[KoRnholio]

Definitely a pre-pubescent emo boy with mascara on.

[spoonitnow]

[quote="wesrman"]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A TROLL OR ILL CRY.

FYP.

IMO MARKLAR BRUCE LEE MARKLAR MARKLAR

TIME TO SAVE TEH THREAD AND PATROL THE INTERWEBS

[wufwugy]

if i was a clown my name would be Fuckles.

cuz it rhymes with Chuckles, and i bet half the soccer moms looking for a clown for little Billy's birthday party wouldn't notice the difference. my balloon making specialties would be a hotdog and a donut, and all the kids would be like 'Yay, Fuckles! My hotdog and donut are playing with each other!'

i'd be a good clown.

[spoonitnow]

if i was a clown my name would be Fuckles.

cuz it rhymes with Chuckles, and i bet half the soccer moms looking for a clown for little Billy's birthday party wouldn't notice the difference. my balloon making specialties would be a hotdog and a donut, and all the kids would be like 'Yay, Fuckles! My hotdog and donut are playing with each other!'

i'd be a good clown.

YOU SUCK LOL U CAN'T TAKE IT MARKLAR CLOWN WIG TIME TO SAVE THE THREAD

[wufwugy]

i just spent the last two hours on bodybuilding.com reading those idiots argue about rep points.



"Bro why did u neg rep me bro?"

"You're LOL was inaporpiate lol."

"WtF bro i was LOLing cuz taht pic was F***ing hilarious."

"it Wasn't hilarious u rascits douche! It made fun of jews and Yarmuckles. I DONT WANT THAT SH*T IN THIS THREAD CUZ IT WILL GET LOCKED!!"

"bro but u neg rpped me. THats not cool. when my reps reload Im gonna neg u unles you pos me. htink bout it bro."

[wufwugy]

i bet hunky's dead

seriously. he hasn't posted for a little while and it's not like we'd know about it if he did die. so here's how im thinkin it went down

he was walking around the street with his camera looking for cars he can pose in. he goes up to one guy who's about to get into his car

Hunky: "Hey man, you wanna take a picture of me in your car?"

Some guy: "What?"

Hunky: "Man, I got my camera and everything. I just need a car to pose in so I look good when I pimp my HunkyJizzic."

Some guy: "The fuck's a HunkyJizzic?"

Hunky: "Shyt mang, I jes needs yo car aight. Help a brodda out son."

Some guy: "Get the fuck away from me."

and then the guy got in his car and drove off leaving Hunky in the middle of the street. so he just kept wandering around looking for a car to pose in. then he came across a big Samoan guy who's about to get into his car and said

Hunky:"Hey man, can I pose in your car?"

Samoan: "Fuck you talkin about?"

Hunky: "Man, lighten up. I just wanna pose in your car cuz I aint got my own and I gotsa be pimpin."

Samoan: "You some kinda fuckin retard? Askin me if you can get in my car? Get the fuck outa here before I rip your fucking arms off!"

Hunky: "You done it now mafaka! Time for you to slurp from the tap like Lyle son beleedat!" (as he unzips his pants)

Samoan: "Who the fuck's Lyle, and what the fuck's a mafaka?!" (he says before he shoves Hunky into oncoming traffic)


poor guy probably got blindsided by a mack truck with his pants around his ankles.[/QUOTE]

[wufwugy]

who believes that some people have an honest, natural, innate trait that makes them desire an exclusive sexual relationship more than a relationship equal to the aformentioned except that they're not bound to sexual exclusivity?

IOW, without explaining how you know, let's say that you know that your SO is exclusive to you, and you know that your SO is totally cool with you not being exclusive to him/her. how many of you would still remain exclusive because you honestly would not want to have sex with anybody other than your SO?

[wufwugy]

i switched from PokerStars to Pacific Poker because more fish = more money + less fury. but when i go to sign up 'wufwugy' i find that it's already taken. immediately, i know how that happened.

so i AIM my friend who knows me better than anybody, and plays a shitload of online poker also; telling him "you jacked my handle. thanks to you i have to be wugwufy on pacific."

his response: "pwnt".

[wufwugy]

so i dont still have the AIM conversation, but i remember it quite well. she was my girlfriend in those most awkward teen years, and i have almost always thought she was the dumbest person i've ever known. we'll call her Beth. also, our previous AIM converstation was 100% sarcastic.


Beth: *links me to a jewish menorah song/vid that's supposed to be funny*

Me: huh, so you still Jewish? (Messianic Judaism has been her religion of late)

Beth: Yeah. I can't deny my heritage.

Me: i know. just the other day i was thinking about becoming a Nazi. you know, because im German. actually, since im a quarter German that would make me a quarter-Nazi.

Beth: Really? Why?

Me: yea i hate lesser races.

Beth: Who do you consider 'lesser races.'

Me: pretty much anybody other than myself.

then, about 2 seconds later, she logs off without saying bye. i immediately know that she didn't catch a single hint of my sarcasm, and truly believes i am a Nazi. uproarous laughter ensues.


few days later i tell her brother (good friend of mine). he thinks it's funny. weeks later i see her brother and his wife, and his wife (Sarah) tells me about how Beth thinks im a Nazi (Beth's bro hadn't told Sarah until after her conversation with Beth). obviously, im finding this hilarious. the story is as such:

Beth: Did you know that Steve's a Nazi?

Sarah: What?

Beth: Steve's a Nazi. he told me so.

Sarah: Steve's not a Nazi.

Beth: Yes, he is. He told me so (getting pissed because nobody ever believes her)

Sarah: Whatever. There is no way he's a Nazi.


i am convinced that having a chick, especially one who knew me quite well, believe i am a Nazi is one of the coolest things i will ever do. and, so fortunately for me, i haven't talked to her since cuz she doesn't log on AIM anymore.

[wufwugy]

only fights i've ever been in were in elementary school, but they weren't fist fights, they were "jump on my back while i was walking away then succeed in getting destructed by me until an adult broke it up."

i work with two gay guys; both want me. one likes to show me all the money he makes, the other likes to challenge me to wrestling matches.

when i was 16 i once gave a half a can of surge to this chick who i later found out put it in her Steve Shrine and kept it for years.

driving to school this one day, my friend was running his mouth like usual, but i got exceptionally pissed and pulled over, got out, opened the passenger door, told him to get out so i can kick his ass, he said no, i said it again, he said no, i shut the door, got back in the driver's seat and said nothing for the rest of the ride, after school i just left him there, his parents picked him up a few hours later. after that, he never, ever disrepected me again.

this one time my friend told me my jeans were cool and he wanted me to show him which ones they were, so we went to the store and i showed him the pants, he said "these aren't them," i said "that's them," he said, "but these are dark blue, yours are light and faded," i said "that's them." my friend then realized that every day he'd seen me for the last six months i had been wearing the same pair of jeans.

in 7th grade i got the worst beat in a wrestling match ever. guy slammed me on my face about 50 times and the next day my face looked like id been beaten with a shovel. a few months later, after the school season i joined freestyle wrestling, but went there just for more collegiate wrestling practice. the guy who destroyed me during the school season was there too. our coach knew we were both the best in our weight class so he paired us. match after match, i beat him, over and over. he was quite pissed. that was his 8th year wrestling, my 2nd. i did the same thing to his younger brother one year previous.

i once thought this chick was so fine and so cool that i forgot that she had a messed up grill. after being reminded of her asymetrical teeth, i realized that i didn't care.

when i was young and acted like a pussy the only chicks who wanted me were fat and insecure. now that i have a much nicer physique and i dont act like a pussy, fat/insecure chicks are too shy to express their interest, yet hot chicks aren't.

many people i work with didn't like me at first, but taht's okay because im awesome and i know it and i knew that i'd wear on them, and now they like me a lot.

in 6th grade, my first year wrestling, at wrestling practice we used to do this thing where we'd gather in a large circle from lightest to heaviest, then the first two lightest would wrestle until one got a two-point takedown. then the next heaviest would wrestle the winner of the previous round. one time, at 86 pounds i beat at least a dozen guys in a row, got up into the heavyweights (fat 120 pound 12 year olds), was just a few guys shy of beating the entire team, but since i was feeling about 10 feet tall i shot in on one of the fatties and he sprawled his fatness over me and i collapsed.

that year, during our team awards ceremony i was surprised when i got the Most Improved Award. nobody else was.

i imagine that the only time i'll be able to tell my father how much i love him is when he's near death. that'll be one of the hardest things i'll ever do.

i call my best friend a douche all the time. he thinks it's funny, i think it's funny, but he really is a douche.

i hate kids, but i look forward to having my own and loving them.

i like poker. it's 100% random, but if you choose to make wise decisions based on expected value then you'll be a winner in the long term. much like life.

i'd pay $1000 to go one on one with Barry Sanders, and another $1000 to go one on one with Ray Lewis.

i often wonder how i'll want to die if i get really old. i think i might go to Scotland or some place and find i gigantic, secluded, beautiful, windy cliff and jump. maybe im just like that, or maybe it's because when i was 13 i jumped off a 40 foot cliff, landed on a boat, lived, and have wished that that'd killed me many times in the past.

im really funny, but you wouldn't know that if you dont have a sense of humor.

[wufwugy]

a conversation i had with some coworkers a few weeks back.


Jay - The brain is a muscle.

Me - What?

Jay - I said the brain is a muscle.

Me - Dude, the brain is not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Yes, it is.

Me - Oh my God. How dumb are you.

Jay - Man, I'm not dumb. The brain's a muscle. You're wrong.

Me - Yeah, uh, OR, you're wrong.

Jay - I'm not wrong. I can't believe you think the brain's not a muscle.

Me - What!? What!? I can't believe that you think the brain is a muscle. Uh, is the liver a muscle?

Jay - Man, Anthony knows the brain's a muscle.

Me - Fuck Anthony. He doesn't know shit.

Jay - Naw, Anthony knows. He went to college.

Me - Oh my God. The retardation.

Jay - Hey Anthony! Is the brain a muscle?

Anthony - Uh, yeah.

Jay - See, you're wrong. The brain is too a muscle.

Me - Yeeeeeeeah, I don't think Anthony went to college.

Jay - Yeah he did. He was like a Biology major or something.......Hey Anthony, what was your major in college?

Anthony - Uh, History.

Me - Yeah that's biology.

Jay - Whatever. He knows. It's two against one, man. You lose.

Me - I don't lose. You lose. The brain is not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Two against one, man.

Me - AAH!


and the next time i saw Jay was today, as i was leaving the building.


Me - The brain's not a fucking muscle.

Jay - What?

Me - The brain's not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Yeah, it is. Look it up, dude.

Me - I don't need to look it up. I'm not wrong. You're wrong. You look it up.

Jay - Hey Lacey, is the brain a muscle?

Lacey - Uh, yeah.

Jay - See, dude. It's a muscle. Anthony, Eric, and Lacey all agree.

Me - Well, you're all idiots. Wanna bet?

Jay - No, i aint gonna make any money tonight.

Me - Fuckin waah.

Jay - Dude, I'm gonna make like ten bucks tonight.

Me - Betcha ten bucks?

Jay - Fine.


i then get in my car and drive off. i see Eric pulling up so i pull in beside him.


Me - The brain's not a muscle.

Eric - What?

Me - The brain's not a muscle.

Eric - Okay.

Me - Jay's telling me that you think the brain's a muscle.

Eric - I never said that. That's retarded.

Me - Exactly.[/QUOTE]

[wufwugy]

sparkles imo

[bode]

hi, im wufwuggy!

[JKDS]

hi, im wugfuffy!

[yourfather]

This thread sucks

[Jack Sawyer]

what the fuck is going on here

[UG]

the fuck is on going here

[spoonitnow]

Viva la marklar

[daven]

Maybe if you guys stopped spanking your meat to every picture that resembles a girl you won't be so upset when you find out you guys wanked out a dude.

So you think its cool to like/post pics of trannies???

do you think it's cool to care? who has the problem here dude

[sarbox68]

Did wugwuffy just have a 9 post conversation with himself? Of is his weed just that good...?

[Jack Sawyer]

Did wugwuffy just have a 9 post conversation with himself? Of is his weed just that good...?

mushrooms man, mushrooms

[dthorne04]

is iopq a euro?

[wesrman]

[quote="spoonitnow"]

Trannies ARE alright.

Give me a convincing tranny than a ripped Bruce Lee anyday

WOW, thats quite a statement you got there.

You do realize trannies are chicks with dicks right???

OMFG PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A TROLL OR ILL CRY.

FYP.

IMO MARKLAR BRUCE LEE MARKLAR MARKLAR

TIME TO SAVE TEH THREAD AND PATROL THE INTERWEBS

If people stopped making threads that suck, i wouldnt have to save them.

Im Spoon and i like the dry humping and people that tell me im great at poker. Everyone else can fuck off.

[spoonitnow]

Wow, so you post a picture of the two guys who were considered the top two light-heavyweights in the world for a long time in an effort to make grappling appear weak? Nice. Also no one tells me I'm great at poker without being promptly corrected, and everyone knows that. So I guess you're 0/2?

This is a continuation of the harassment I mentioned earlier as being against the FTR Rules of Conduct. People have gotten strikes for much less.

[dthorne04]

you guys really need to take this shit to aim or something, it's getting old.

also, wesrman, if you're gonna post something like that, it probably shouldn't be with wanderlei or rua. just saying.

[flomo]

this tread sucks

really sucks\\


i fuck everything
and if a emo dude with bread on his head gets in my way i fuck that too and have a snack

fuck'em all and let my sperm seperate them out

[wesrman]

you guys really need to take this shit to aim or something, it's getting old.

also, wesrman, if you're gonna post something like that, it probably shouldn't be with wanderlei or rua. just saying.

Meh its just a pic.

[wesrman]

Wow, so you post a picture of the two guys who were considered the top two light-heavyweights in the world for a long time in an effort to make grappling appear weak? Nice. Also no one tells me I'm great at poker without being promptly corrected, and everyone knows that. So I guess you're 0/2?

This is a continuation of the harassment I mentioned earlier as being against the FTR Rules of Conduct. People have gotten strikes for much less.

LOL.

[spoonitnow]

i fuck everything
and if a emo dude with bread on his head gets in my way i fuck that too and have a snack

fuck'em all and let my sperm seperate them out

Rofl

[XTR1000]

i fuck everything
and if a emo dude with bread on his head gets in my way i fuck that too and have a snack

flomo wins. again.