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  1. 04-16-2008 11:57 AM #1
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    ...u made so many obv drunk posts last night we need a trip report.

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  2. 04-16-2008 12:01 PM #2
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    LOL... the trip report was given in IRC... I'm NOT making this up.

    "They didn't have Bud, so I had 7 Smirnoff Ices and 2 shots, and I'm really small."
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  3. 04-16-2008 12:13 PM #3
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    [09:41pm] [kingnat] D-man!
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] lol fuckhead?
    [09:41pm] [kingnat] ftr500?
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] man
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] i soent
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] $80 tonight
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] on alvohol
    [09:41pm] [dwarfman] NOW WHO WANTS TO GO HU4ROLLX!

    [09:42pm] [dwarfman] i was dribking smirfonn ice and then afershcok

    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] looks
    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] you gays
    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] i ahd
    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] 7 smirnoff ice
    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] 2 shots
    [09:43pm] [Bbickes-away] HAHAHAHAHAHA
    [09:43pm] [kingnat] WOOOOOOOOOOOOo....
    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] and i'm 5'9

    [09:43pm] [dwarfman] I'M 5 FOOT FUCKING 9

    [09:44pm] [dwarfman] bud > all
    [09:44pm] [dwarfman] but club i went to did not serve bud

    [09:45pm] [dwarfman] yo Bbickes
    [09:45pm] [dwarfman] if you ahd mirnoff icead then 2 shts
    [09:45pm] [dwarfman] i dare you not o be runk

    [09:46pm] [dwarfman] i[m not 21
    [09:46pm] [dwarfman] BUT I AM OF LEGAL AGE IUB MY COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE

    [09:48pm] [dwarfman] it took me 3 attnts to geet compuier password right
    [09:48pm] [dwarfman] i; gonna make use of it
    [09:48pm] [dwarfman] and do compuetr stuff
    [09:48pm] [dwarfman] lo

    [09:52pm] [kingnat] his a funky donkey brit
    [09:52pm] [dwarfman] fuck off
    [09:52pm] [dwarfman] borish american

    ?wut
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  4. 04-16-2008 12:30 PM #4
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    He's 5'9"??


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  5. 04-16-2008 01:24 PM #5
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    5'9" isnt short at all. but doesn't he weigh liek 100 lbs?
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  6. 04-16-2008 02:14 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    He's 5'9"??
    Only if he's standing on a 6er of smirnoff ice.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  7. 04-16-2008 05:34 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    5'9" isnt short at all.
    False
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  8. 04-16-2008 05:46 PM #8
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    average height for males is 5'10, so it isn't really that short
    Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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  9. 04-16-2008 05:58 PM #9
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    he's not short

    i'm shorter than him
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  10. 04-16-2008 06:48 PM #10
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    Lol...

    Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
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  11. 04-16-2008 07:10 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Lol...

    Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
    At which point did you grow so much that night?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  12. 04-16-2008 07:31 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Lol...

    Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.
    At which point did you grow so much that night?
    I'm not a midget, but I weigh only just over 100lbs so I'm not exactly the most imposing figure in the world. Hence the name dwarfman!
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  13. 04-16-2008 08:16 PM #13
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