Dwarfie...

Lol...

Unfortunately trip report is not in the slightest exciting. Went to club.. club was dive. Became drunk, made out with some hot blonde but then she fucked off. Came home and used my computer for a while. This is my story.

At which point did you grow so much that night?

I'm not a midget, but I weigh only just over 100lbs so I'm not exactly the most imposing figure in the world. Hence the name dwarfman!