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  1. 11-16-2006 04:23 PM #1
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    Default Early New Year's Resolution

    Seeing as how I saw Christmas decorations up before Halloween, I figured I'd join in the insanity rather than trying to resist it. So I'm making my New Year's Resolution in mid-November, which is: to diligently record my sessions in detail and begin a blog of some sort in order to improve my poker game. Ah hell, may as well make another one: do volunteer work.

    Have a happy New Y... uh... Thanksgiving
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  2. 11-16-2006 04:37 PM #2
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    Now that I'm single, I want to sleep with a redhead, asian, african, hispanic, and a soccer mom...in the back of her minivan right before she has to go PICK UP THE KIDS FROM PRACTICE. Man, I'm awesome.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  3. 11-16-2006 05:33 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Now that I'm single, I want to sleep with a redhead, asian, african, hispanic, and a soccer mom...in the back of her minivan right before she has to go PICK UP THE KIDS FROM PRACTICE. Man, I'm awesome.
    I want to sleep with all these women minutes before you do.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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  4. 11-16-2006 05:42 PM #4
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    HA, I was just thinking about my New years resolution in the shower.(weird) So I'm gonna start mine early

    Its to lose 30 L B S's before I see my girlfriend in April
    And to keep my +EV at poker
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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  5. 11-16-2006 05:51 PM #5
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    im really trying to get with a milf
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    I have a MILF here at my house, she's a soccer Mom too,
    Will trade one night for newer younger Non Milf
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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  8. 11-16-2006 06:49 PM #8
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  9. 11-17-2006 01:26 PM #9
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    I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
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    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
    You know Lukie's g/f?
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  11. 11-17-2006 02:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
    You know Lukie's g/f?
    you can do better than that. Every poster on here thought that. Warpe, we expect you to do better, much better.
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  12. 11-17-2006 02:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
    Reminds me of that family guy in the south where that little girl (must be 9 or 10) says to Meg "My daughter would just love you!"
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  13. 11-17-2006 03:50 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
    I know the hottest milf, but shes 15
    Reminds me of that family guy in the south where that little girl (must be 9 or 10) says to Meg "My daughter would just love you!"
    lol
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