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  1. 11-30-2006 11:57 AM #1
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    Interesting factiod I heard from a weight loss expert on TV the other day: If you are male and overweight, losing 35lbs will effectively increase the length of your penis by 1 inch. This bonus isn't stackable though, in case you were thinking of losing 70. Just so you know.
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  2. 11-30-2006 12:17 PM #2
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    Fuck why do I have to be skinny.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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  3. 11-30-2006 12:18 PM #3
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    since you don't provide any proof, i was going to google 'weight loss penis growth' but i feel too creepy doing that in a computer lab
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  4. 11-30-2006 12:21 PM #4
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    http://ezinearticles.com/?Obesity-an...e-Up?&id=36892

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    Hmm...

    http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Tast...emen&id=164106
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  6. 11-30-2006 12:38 PM #6
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    1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.
    too many sacrifices

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  7. 11-30-2006 01:29 PM #7
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    So what you're saying is if I lose 35 pounds I'll be 12 inches?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  8. 11-30-2006 01:53 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    So what you're saying is if I lose 35 pounds I'll be 12 inches?
    You flunked math, I'm guessing.
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  9. 11-30-2006 01:55 PM #9
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    bigred meant to say

    "What do i need with 13inches?"
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    "Obese men develop a fat pad at the base of the penis. When the penis is flaccid, it can retract into this fat pad. The penis can be further hidden by pubic hair."

    Why is this making me lol so hard?
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    "Very obese men may not even be able to see their penises without the aid of a mirror as their chest and stomach block their view."
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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  12. 11-30-2006 01:59 PM #12
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    Most interest you've shown in a thread in weeks, 'rilla. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    So what you're saying is if I lose 35 pounds I'll be 12 inches?
    You flunked math, I'm guessing.
    Jealous much?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  14. 11-30-2006 02:10 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Most interest you've shown in a thread in weeks, 'rilla. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
    Ive been busy developing a perpetual motion machine.
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    Why does this subject keep coming up?

    http://ezinearticles.com/?7-Persuasi...vates&id=58881

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  16. 11-30-2006 02:28 PM #16
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    I will not shave my sack. That is a guaranteed trip the hospital.
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    nah

    It's all good red, Do it. Tea bagging is only possible with a shaved bag, or a wierd chick. use hair conditioner instead of soap or shave cream too, for all your shaving needs, head, face, parts and your parts parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFA
    Naturally, the obese man will APPEAR to have a smaller penis in relation to his body size. Many champion bodybuilders complain about the same optical illusion!
    Maybe this is your problem Lukie?
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  19. 11-30-2006 03:20 PM #19
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    MY GOD MY ERECTION IS HUGE NOW!
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  20. 11-30-2006 03:41 PM #20
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    this was on oprah earlier this week (so my friends told me) and thats why the subject is so hot right now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    this was on oprah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    this was on oprah
    LOL
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    SERIOUSLY LOOK AT IT! HUGE!
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