Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
My boss once groped my bicep.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

A gay coworker used to rub his body against me.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

I once stuff a slice of pizza down my passed-out drunk friend's pants.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

My friend once ran his hand up my thigh to freak me out.

SEXUAL ASSAULT
Sadly, in 2018, this is not hyperbole.