enlighten us

[gabe]

say something enlightening here

heres mine: you only live once

[Frink]

You're born, you live, and then you die. No use getting all bent about it.

[XTR1000]

Life is the main reason for death

[spoonitnow]

My vagina hurts

[a500lbgorilla]

Society is the shared delusion of the sane. If you can't hack it, there are other options.

[bigspenda73]

Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

[Miffed22001]

you're a slave to money then you die.

[spoonitnow]

Much is decided by what doesn't happen

[will641]

If we can not recognize our vices, our virtues are meaningless.

[Deanglow]

All who matter don't mind and all who mind don't matter.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I'm not much of a believer in circumstance. If you don't like your circumstance make one.

[givememyleg]

it's easier to make a hungry person sharp than it is to make a sharp person hungry.

[swiggidy]

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking

[spoonitnow]

I fuck with gangsters and strippers.

-Too $hort ldo

[Miffed22001]

the reason i am so fat is because every time i screw your mom she gives me a cream cake.

[meeloche]

You can only kill me once.

[b-rabbit]

people claim that life is too short, but it is the longest thing we will ever do.

and yall should read some einstein quotes. that guy was like way smart
http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshir...einQuotes.html

[mrhappy333]

when pointing the finger , you have 3 pointing back at you.

[jyms]

Nothing in this world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of education derelicts. Perseverance and determination alone are omnipotent."

- Calvin Coolidge, thirtieth President of the United States (1923-1929)

[Jack Sawyer]

Overconfidence leads to the dark side

[|~|ypermegachi]

If you can't attract a women, you are, by dictionary definition, sterile.

[swiggidy]

With great power comes great responsibility.

[wufwugy]

Don't be a bitch.

Happiness is only real when shared.

The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow.

You cannot stop the storm by the building of a ship.

It's all relative.

Do not judge others lest ye be judged. He who is without sin, throw the first stone. (I may be super atheist, but Jebus did have at least one thing right)

[wufwugy]

Why do we fall? So we can pick ourselves up again.

The only things we learn from are our mistakes.

Patience is a virtue.

[wufwugy]

Nothing in this world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of education derelicts. Perseverance and determination alone are omnipotent."

- Calvin Coolidge, thirtieth President of the United States (1923-1929)

I'm not sure if I could say that reading this quote years back changed my life, but finding the same message in my mind certainly did.

[Halv]

"Wait."

Winnie the Pooh.

[Galapogos]

"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark."

[gabe]

good job so far, i expected much worse

[silu73]

Don't regret decisions you made otherwise you will always second-guess your future decisions.

[tommyd7878]

The difference between committment and involvement is like a ham and eggs breakfast. The chicken was involved while the pig was committed.

[Geanosssss]

Heres one I thought up while watching some basketball movie:
''Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate but that we are powerful beyond measure''

[Muzzard]

Power corrupts. Total power, totally corrupts.

[Knytestorme]

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission

[Renton]

ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!

[Deanglow]

good job so far, i expected much worse

ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!

ding ding ding

[mrhappy333]

ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!

RENTON, its:
cat shit, rat shit, dirty old twat, 69 douche bags tied in a knot.
sucker fucker muther fucker, pigs fuck too.
I'm a fuckin muther fucker ,who the fuck are you!

I learned this in high school a LONG time ago and have never known where it was from?

[phantom_lord]

Power corrupts. Total power, totally corrupts.

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.".

[mrhappy333]

what goes around comes around

[Sprayed]

Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

[AHiltz]

Man who goes through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok.

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing it right.

[ChrisTheFish]

If at first you don't succeed.. try and try again.

[UG]

come strong or don't come at all

[meeloche]

If you're going to punch someone in the face aim for the back of the head.

[Renton]

ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
hooray... lizard shit... FUCK!!!

RENTON, its:
cat shit, rat shit, dirty old twat, 69 douche bags tied in a knot.
sucker fucker muther fucker, pigs fuck too.
I'm a fuckin muther fucker ,who the fuck are you!

I learned this in high school a LONG time ago and have never known where it was from?

mine was from the great literary mind George Carlin.

[jyms]

If you're going to punch someone in the face aim for the back of the head.

yes

[ensign_lee]

You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: 'Did he have passion?'

[boost]

Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

rza is the man.

[boost]

You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

[boost]

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Certainly fear is born of duality

[grnydrowave2]

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

Love you.

[XTR1000]

A day without beer is like a day without wine

[swiggidy]

If it feels like more than 2 fingers it's probably a dick.

[grnydrowave2]

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

Love you.

I should mention that I didn't write all that myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGw6N9hvwG8

[BankItDrew]

You are your mothers sisters husbands mothers grandchildrens uncles son.

[Geanosssss]

When theres nothing left to burn, you have to set your pubes on fire.

[grnydrowave2]

You are your mothers sisters husbands mothers grandchildrens aunt's son.

FYP I think?

[Warpe]

If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished?

[flomo]

they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. i say let them crash.

[mixchange]

Certainly fear is born of duality

Do you feel the same way about happiness?

[gabe]

death is certain, life is not

[b-rabbit]

Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!

[gabe]

CAN YOOOOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Geanosssss]

SUCKAAAAAA

[IowaSkinsFan]

Certainly fear is born of duality

Do you feel the same way about happiness?

1. This isn't my quote
2. Given your response I don't think you get the quote, it's essentially a very basic concept but when you start to realize that that it is without a doubt the concept behind fear its enlightening.
3. No, certainly happiness is born of unity.

[gabe]

isf you say things like "certainly," "basically," and "obviously" too much. didnt this come up before?

[mixchange]

Certainly fear is born of duality

Do you feel the same way about happiness?

1. This isn't my quote
2. Given your response I don't think you get the quote, it's essentially a very basic concept but when you start to realize that that it is without a doubt the concept behind fear its enlightening.
3. No, certainly happiness is born of unity.

I understand it, just curious how you would respond. we should start a philosophy side thread if you are down. but none of that western stuff please, unless its quantum physics ;p

[IowaSkinsFan]

isf you say things like "certainly," "basically," and "obviously" too much. didnt this come up before?

Well lol, look at the FTR quotes thread, i quote you on that!

But as i said this isn't my quote.

[Galapogos]

isf you say things like "certainly," "basically," and "obviously" too much. didnt this come up before?

Well lol, look at the FTR quotes thread, i quote you on that!

But as i said this isn't my quote.

Obviously.

[LimpinAintEZ]

i like these:

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have...

and for stupid "s
every book is a children's book, if the kid can read

[IowaSkinsFan]

i like these:

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have...

Who said this? I've been looking for the wording on this quote for 6 months.

[LimpinAintEZ]

i like these:

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have...

Who said this? I've been looking for the wording on this quote for 6 months.

i actually saw it on one of those mushy email things awhile ago - no idea who originally said it though....

[bode]

he who farts in church sits in own pew.

[kingnat]

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

- Jimmy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s <-- ESPY Speech