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  1. 12-25-2008 11:32 AM #1
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    Default Epic Xmas present that deserves a thread of own

    So as you all know, I live in Manhattan and will sometimes go to Central Park. I've been there a few times with the family. One time while there with my mom, we were walking by the boat pond where they have remote control sail boats that kids can rent and drive around. I've always joked that I want to buy a pirate ship and crash into, rob, and destroy all the sail boats and watch the little kids cry.

    MY MOM GOT ME A REMOTE CONTROL PIRATE SHIP AS A PRESENT

    I'm laughing so hard. It was a joke present but its great. If you see a pirate ship in central park this summer ramming into sailboats, it's bigred. Come say hi.
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  2. 12-25-2008 11:34 AM #2
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    You have a really cool mom!
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    And we def need video of the plundering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    And we def need video of the plundering.
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    pics please

    so i know what boat to look for
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  8. 12-25-2008 02:21 PM #8
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    if no vid of ruining children's lives then epic fail
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    Going to have to wait until Spring when the pond isn't frozen but I can't wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
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  12. 12-25-2008 05:41 PM #12
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    hah this is awesome.
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    This is way past awesome. This will give me random laughing fits for the next week.

    Give you mom a big hug from the rest of us. I'll look for you when I'm up in Manhattan next time. Trying to get the wife up there for a getaway.
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    I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3
    Pics of your sister or ban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I will most likely be in NYC this summer to visit my sister I will visit Central Park every day to check for you <3
    Pics of your sister or ban.
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  19. 12-26-2008 10:04 AM #19
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    This might just be worth a trip to NYC - can you post ramming/raping/pillaging schedule for Summer '09?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    pics please

    so i know what boat to look for
    the only pirate ship out there .....


    thats so cool...
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  21. 12-26-2008 11:56 AM #21
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  22. 12-26-2008 12:23 PM #22
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    yes fill up your bathtub matey, pics of your boat plz


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    post pics of the boat, not you in the tub!
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  27. 04-21-2009 03:27 AM #27
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    pics please. Even if its not crashing into and pillaging the boats of poor little kids at central park... just at least post a pic of the boat..
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  28. 04-21-2009 07:57 AM #28
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    THERE IS NO BOAT IS THERE YOU MADE THIS POST TO TRY AN BE COOL DIDN'T YOU


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