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  1. 10-19-2005 01:16 PM #1
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    Default EuroRounders. Good Read.

    Enjoy

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...5&o=14&fpart=1
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  2. 10-19-2005 03:04 PM #2
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    I didnt laugh out loud but it was pretty funny - 8/10
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  3. 10-19-2005 03:36 PM #3
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...t=eurorounders
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  4. 10-19-2005 04:09 PM #4
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    GOOD!
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  5. 10-19-2005 04:54 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2+2
    Michel (voiceover): "I'm here to pick my friend Worm up from prison."

    - Worm walks out of prison -

    Michel: "Worm! It's wonderful to see you!"

    - They kiss each other passionately on the mouth -

    Michel: "How was prison?"

    Worm: "I was brutally sodomized on a regular basis."
    Quote Originally Posted by 2+2
    Joey Croissant: "No way, you need at least 300,000 euros to sit down at a game like that. Such bad financial management is typical of a boorish American!"

    - Joey Croissant and Michel laugh for twenty-six minutes -
    lol
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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  6. 10-19-2005 05:17 PM #6
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    Law Professor: "I am a Jew."

    Michel: "I hate you."

    Only good part of entire story.
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  7. 10-19-2005 05:22 PM #7
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  8. 10-20-2005 03:17 PM #8
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  9. 10-20-2005 07:25 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
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    Hi,

    This thread is better.

    Thx,

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  10. 10-20-2005 10:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
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    Hi,

    This thread is better.

    Thx,

    -'rilla
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  11. 10-22-2005 03:58 AM #11
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    Ironically I just saw this for the first time a couple of days ago as well, and it wasn't on this site.

    Best parts:

    Michel: "Right, okay, but seriously, I played for an hour, doing nothing but folding. Then I won a huge pot."

    Joey Croissant: "Aces? Kings? Ace-King doublesuited? Suited aces? High connectors? Middle doublesuited connectors? Two big pair?"

    Michel: "Rags."

    Joey Croissant: "That's probably fine too, you're only like a 48/52 dog."
    Michel: *shrugs* "Okay, well, I re-pot it, I'm all in, because I don't think you have a pair." *winks at the camera*
    Michel: "Anyway, based on that one hand, I felt confident gambling for all the money I had, at one time."
    The cracks at Omaha and Rounders itself are good. The jokes it makes up on its own aren't so good.
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