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    oh dear.... and lol
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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    crap. i dont like the fact that i get this joke.

    damn gameboy color.
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    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Use the thunder stone.

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    I feel good that I have no idea what your talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaun98si
    I feel good that I have no idea what your talking about
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    Use teh watur stone!

    I choose you, Vaporeon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaun98si
    I feel good that I have no idea what your talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    Use teh watur stone!

    I choose you, Vaporeon!
    Screw that! FIRE STONE, baby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by shaun98si
    I feel good that I have no idea what your talking about
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    Im surpirsed I dont know but relieved
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Should I let the clueless in on our sad joke?
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Should I let the clueless in on our sad joke?
    That's -Vaporeon

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    oHHH god I did get it then

    /ties noose
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    I was in the age group where Pokemon was cool when it first came out, so I don't feel too ashamed for understanding this one

    Hell... I lol'd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by shaun98si
    I feel good that I have no idea what your talking about
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    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    I once named a pet hamster Eevee.

    I had another one called Pikachu but he ate part of Eevee so we had to put him down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

    -'rilla
    Like Yogurt and Bogart?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

    -'rilla
    Like Yogurt and Bogart?
    Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. Yogurt and Bogart don't match the same, but they're still fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

    -'rilla
    Like Yogurt and Bogart?
    Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. Yogurt and Bogart don't match the same, but they're still fine.

    -'rilla
    Somehow you've turned my lighthearted flow with fellow posters within an innocent humorous thread into something far too serious. Is there a biased or hostile reason behind this? I don't enjoy being disliked by every admin in here for trivial reasons.

    First I get attacked for "failing to be funny" a couple times, which then translates into all the time for a few of you. Then Fnord borderline insults me with his limit post and signature, as if I ever said I was any good at limit. I can take a hazing, but it went beyond that. Now you're taking a line against me. Somehow somewhere I feel there may have been a private discussion amonst higher ups where a non objective and biased negative opinion of me was formed which was unjustified and undeserved. If you don't think I'm worthy of parading these boards then maybe I should take my obvious humility and leave.

    If you were offended bigred, I apologize. It was never meant that way. I like you. I'm just having fun like everyone else with my favorite group of poker players. Let me get something straight. I have common respect for every person in here. It doesn't seem true in reverse for some, but I can blow it off to a certain extent. I don't appreciate being made to look like I was attacking red or diminishing his intelligence, when it's not even close to reality.

    I hope I'm overreacting and/or being paranoid. I'm probably just misunderstanding you Rilla.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

    -'rilla
    Like Yogurt and Bogart?
    Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. Yogurt and Bogart don't match the same, but they're still fine.

    -'rilla
    Somehow you've turned my lighthearted flow with fellow posters within an innocent humorous thread into something far too serious. Is there a biased or hostile reason behind this? I don't enjoy being disliked by every admin in here for trivial reasons.

    First I get attacked for "failing to be funny" a couple times, which then translates into all the time for a few of you. Then Fnord borderline insults me with his limit post and signature, as if I ever said I was any good at limit. I can take a hazing, but it went beyond that. Now you're taking a line against me. Somehow somewhere I feel there may have been a private discussion amonst higher ups where a non objective and biased negative opinion of me was formed which was unjustified and undeserved. If you don't think I'm worthy of parading these boards then maybe I should take my obvious humility and leave.

    If you were offended bigred, I apologize. It was never meant that way. I like you. I'm just having fun like everyone else with my favorite group of poker players. Let me get something straight. I have common respect for every person in here. It doesn't seem true in reverse for some, but I can blow it off to a certain extent. I don't appreciate being made to look like I was attacking red or diminishing his intelligence, when it's not even close to reality.

    I hope I'm overreacting and/or being paranoid. I'm probably just misunderstanding you Rilla.

    No.
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    Yah, you're way overreacting. Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. That's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Yah, you're way overreacting. Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. That's all.

    -'rilla
    Wouldn't that look like I'm trying to prove it's necessary? Rhymes don't have to be perfect. I was bluffing. Eat some chicken stuffing.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Yah, you're way overreacting. Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. That's all.

    -'rilla
    uh oh
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    I don't think anybody has anything against you Rondavu.
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    US and discuss rhyme amuse doesnt meld with us to form a super word
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    its actually a half rhyme
    Both involve the use of alliteration more than rhyme, but hey i just do ENglish.
    As for the jokes guys lets not be mad eh?
    Im a fan of both so falling out dont do good by me
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    I don't get the joke still. Please help me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lamaros
    I don't get the joke still. Please help me out.
    The little creature is called an Eevee. It's a Pokemon. And it's pronounced like the letters E V.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azureXsmurF
    Quote Originally Posted by lamaros
    I don't get the joke still. Please help me out.
    The little creature is called an Eevee. It's a Pokemon. And it's pronounced like the letters E V.
    Is that seriously all there is to it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by azureXsmurF
    Quote Originally Posted by lamaros
    I don't get the joke still. Please help me out.
    The little creature is called an Eevee. It's a Pokemon. And it's pronounced like the letters E V.
    Is that seriously all there is to it?
    hahahhaa
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    I kinda felt ashamed at first.. but after all the replies and people knowing what it is i feel better that im a nerd... lol
    I am that fish...


    currently broke as a joke...
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    I can't believe this made it to fire thread status.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    I can't believe this made it to fire thread status.
    You posting on it definitely didn't help it drop off of fire status. :P
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    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    i was a little scared posting so soon that i might be one of the few who got it but now im relieved that everyone else does too

    and hey im 21 this month so i probably shouldnt know


    oh and rondavu... im new here but i wub j00 and it dont seem like anyone was picking on you at least in this thread
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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    np, Rondavu
    Trip, what are you thinking? I mean, that was horrible.
    I'm a know-it-all.




    No, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    i was a little scared posting so soon that i might be one of the few who got it but now im relieved that everyone else does too

    and hey im 21 this month so i probably shouldnt know


    oh and rondavu... im new here but i wub j00 and it dont seem like anyone was picking on you at least in this thread
    I turn 21 in about half a year so you aren't really too old to have been in the age group that really got into pokemon when it first came out. I remember ALL my friends (cool kids and "dorks" both) played Red & Blue constantly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion

    and hey im 21 this month so i probably shouldnt know
    Me too!! on the 28th.

    I was way too cool for pokemn though.
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    Haha, I still can't believe all you dorks understood the first post.
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    Somewhere about halfway down the page, I had to hang my head and realize that this is a sad, sad, little place.

    I can see Lon and Chad on the WSOP in a few years: "He plays poker, now, Lon... but he got his start as a world class Pokemon player!"

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    There has to be message boards devoted solely to Pokemon/Anime/Whatever the hell you call this crap. Why don't all of you superhyperuber dorks x 10^347 go post over there and spare the rest of use that quit watching cartoons once we got out of elemetary school.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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    <3 trip

    i laughed.
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    Funniest.

    I am partial to the Subway 12 inch steak and cheese sandwhich on wheat with lettuce, bell peppers, olives, jalapenos, salt, pepper, oil, and vinegar.

    Hmmmm, a new thread has come to mind...
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    wtf, Triptanes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Negative sir. This is by far the pinnacle of Triptane's random posting.
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    how dare you. Triptanes would be insulted, God, rest his soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    There has to be message boards devoted solely to Pokemon/Anime/Whatever the hell you call this crap. Why don't all of you superhyperuber dorks x 10^347 go post over there and spare the rest of use that quit watching cartoons once we got out of elemetary school.
    man I love cartoons, even still, but real ones. Looney toons are real cartoons, not this gay crap. There are great anime or manga, or whatever you call them, movies too, ninja scroll, akira, grave of the fireflies, ect ect. Animation is treated differently in japan and there are plenty of feature length animated filsm that are for adults. Anyways, pokemon is gay, and if you are over 20 I just cant see how you where in taht age group. I remember when this crap came out, I forget how old I was, but I remmeber kids way younger then me playing it, and I remember knowing how increadibly gay it was. I watch cartoons with my nephew in the mornings sometimes, I dont allow him to watch that ugi-oh crap or pokemon or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    I once named a pet hamster Eevee.

    I had another one called Pikachu but he ate part of Eevee so we had to put him down.
    Wait... you put down the one that did the eating, or the one that got eat?

    I would have kept the mutant killer hamster. Survival of the fittest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Still arguably one of the best posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Still arguably one of the best posts
    I just burned you in vent infront of all you friends.
    I have friends? Sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Laugh out loud I surely did
    Played pokemon on gameboy as a kid
    For once I admit, Triptanes did amuse us
    I thank you for the lack of posting, Discuss.
    I will allow this on the basis of the word discuss holding humorous value. It is otherwise incompatable with amuse us
    They rhyme for me.

    -'rilla
    Like Yogurt and Bogart?
    Discuss and amuse us rhyme perfectly for me. Yogurt and Bogart don't match the same, but they're still fine.

    -'rilla
    Somehow you've turned my lighthearted flow with fellow posters within an innocent humorous thread into something far too serious. Is there a biased or hostile reason behind this? I don't enjoy being disliked by every admin in here for trivial reasons.

    First I get attacked for "failing to be funny" a couple times, which then translates into all the time for a few of you. Then Fnord borderline insults me with his limit post and signature, as if I ever said I was any good at limit. I can take a hazing, but it went beyond that. Now you're taking a line against me. Somehow somewhere I feel there may have been a private discussion amonst higher ups where a non objective and biased negative opinion of me was formed which was unjustified and undeserved. If you don't think I'm worthy of parading these boards then maybe I should take my obvious humility and leave.

    If you were offended bigred, I apologize. It was never meant that way. I like you. I'm just having fun like everyone else with my favorite group of poker players. Let me get something straight. I have common respect for every person in here. It doesn't seem true in reverse for some, but I can blow it off to a certain extent. I don't appreciate being made to look like I was attacking red or diminishing his intelligence, when it's not even close to reality.

    I hope I'm overreacting and/or being paranoid. I'm probably just misunderstanding you Rilla.
    I thought Rondavu was the biggest douchebag for the longest time after this post. Now I think he's awesome. But still, this post has to be like the worst post in the history of FTR.
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    sup, best thread ever is back
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    LOL
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    still one of the best posts in FTR history.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    still one of the best posts in FTR history.
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    I think this is my favorite first post, i don't know about greatest thread ever.
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    yessssssssssssssssssss
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.

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