Ever been robbed?

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Carry one of these 8-)

Naw, carry one of these...

Nah carry one of these. That highly advanced self defense tool is known as a spork for those who have not been fortunate to lay eyes on that fine piece of weaponry until now.

I rate it a 9.712894612864189649184912894491841 out of 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!