EX g/f . Does she still love me ? (incomin' text)

[celtic123]

Not spoke for a month cos she only seems to get in touch when she wants something.

But , i dunno, this time it looks different....


'Charlie ... Really really need ya help... I've hired a rotivator 4 the front garden and its a monster.. I cant even lift it... pls can u help babe.. X'

[KoRnholio]

Not spoke for a month cos she only seems to get in touch when she wants something.'

Unless that something is your cock, it ain't love. Move on.

[Chelle]

This is spoon. How the fuck is this even close? Snap no for fuck's sake.

[oskar]

Just off the top of my head: I think she needs some help with her rotivator.

[CBAT]

can't tell if this topic is srs

[jyms]

This is her having nobody else, she is using love words to get you to do something for her. If she wanted you, the first thing she called about wouldn't have been labour.

FWIW, when people send me texts all short formed and shit, I never respond.

[wufwugy]

Fact: women are incapable of love

[BooG690]

This thread is obviously a level.

[d0zer]

maybe she'll fuck you if you help her!

She DID call you "babe"... all signs point to yes I say go for it

[swiggidy]

Unless the front garden is her bush. Then tell her to fire up the mini-rotivator and you'll be right over

[UG]

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

You're thinking, "she still wants me!," and she's thinking, consciously or subconsciously, "I wonder if he's moved on? If he does this for me, he obviously hasn't, and.....I've still got him, even though I don't want him anymore!" It's like a power trip type deal.

My guess is you'll probably do it because you think there's still a chance, you'll tell people "you just don't understand," thinking it could actually work out this time......it'll happen a few more times, then you'll finally wake up and realize how fucking dumb this is to let this girl get to you like this.

[wufwugy]

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

You're thinking, "she still wants me!," and she's thinking, consciously or subconsciously, "I wonder if he's moved on? If he does this for me, he obviously hasn't, and.....I've still got him, even though I don't want him anymore!" It's like a power trip type deal.

My guess is you'll probably do it because you think there's still a chance, you'll tell people "you just don't understand," thinking it could actually work out this time......it'll happen a few more times, then you'll finally wake up and realize how fucking dumb this is to let this girl get to you like this.

Yes

The correct response is "who is this?" or something that indicates you deleted her contact

[Jack Sawyer]

send her a message "go fuck yourself babe - Charlie"

[Galapogos]

The amount of people taking his post seriously is astonishing.

[wufwugy]

"sry 2 bsy rotivatin ur sister"

[IowaSkinsFan]

Booooo, go over there and help you can probably get a bone out of it, I'm sure she certainly isn't ruling that out.

[kiwiMark]

okay so the only number in the text is 4, which is a perfect square. So we get 2 and 2. What's the 22nd word? "lift". so we take the first letter of that, which is 'L'. Now if we half 22 we get 11, and the 11th word is "four" but since we halved the number we need to compensate by taking the second letter, which is 'o'.

Here's where it gets complicated. We can't halve 11, so instead we need to drop down to the next odd number, which is 9. But because we didn't half and instead dropped down, we're now not looking for the ninth word but for a word with nine LETTERS. Unsurprisingly, there's only one of those to keep things unambiguous, and it is "rotivator". Here the key is rotation, as suggested by the name, if you imagine the word spinning around then only the central letter would stay in place, which is 'v'

again, 9 isn't divisible by two so we drop down to 7, which is also a prime so we're looking for the seventh character of the first seven letter word in the sentence. That would seem to be 'charlie' so the letter in question is 'e'.

'l' 'o' 'v' 'e'

Seems pretty clear to me.

[boost]

kiwi ..

[Ash256]

wow kiwi

[givememyleg]

This thread is obviously a level.

god i hope so.

[givememyleg]

okay so the only number in the text is 4, which is a perfect square. So we get 2 and 2. What's the 22nd word? "lift". so we take the first letter of that, which is 'L'. Now if we half 22 we get 11, and the 11th word is "four" but since we halved the number we need to compensate by taking the second letter, which is 'o'.

Here's where it gets complicated. We can't halve 11, so instead we need to drop down to the next odd number, which is 9. But because we didn't half and instead dropped down, we're now not looking for the ninth word but for a word with nine LETTERS. Unsurprisingly, there's only one of those to keep things unambiguous, and it is "rotivator". Here the key is rotation, as suggested by the name, if you imagine the word spinning around then only the central letter would stay in place, which is 'v'

again, 9 isn't divisible by two so we drop down to 7, which is also a prime so we're looking for the seventh character of the first seven letter word in the sentence. That would seem to be 'charlie' so the letter in question is 'e'.

'l' 'o' 'v' 'e'

Seems pretty clear to me.

haaaaaa potm

you sound just like the nostradamus etc. nutcases.

[rong]

txt back: I'll come round for a fuck!

And see where this leads

Edit: be prepared to negotiate and accept head

[Donachello]

<3 kiwi

[flomo]

Pics babe, pics.

[surviva316]

am i really first to say tits or gtfo itt?

[bjsaust]

Sex first, then rotivating.

Let me guess, when you were together she was always getting you to help with stuff, now she's getting you to help with stuff...without the whole being together bit.

[bjsaust]

Out of interest, why is she trying to lift the rotivator? You dont need to lift them to use them...


Is she kinda dumb?

[UG]

I don't care if this thread is a LOLlevel, my advice is sound as shit. Maybe it'll help someone. I wish I could've read something like that when I was being a dumbass. Funny thing is, though, I could have had MYSELF come back from the future and tell me how dumb I was being and I still probably would have been like, "dude you don't understand!"

[Numbr2intheWorld]

UG is owning this thread right now

[flomo]

What is it llike being a tool?

[BooG690]

How is this thread still going after Kiwi's sheer pwnage?

[philly and the phanatics]

you guys have seriously never used the ol "rotivator too heavy" manuever to rekindle a relationship? wow

[kiwiMark]

lol philly

[bigspenda73]

where is OP?

[kmind]

UG is def right

[Ash256]

where is OP?

found him

[bigspenda73]

<3

[jyms]

where is OP?

Died in the great Rotivator accident trying to impress some chick that was using him for cheap labour and the feeling of still having all the "hand" ina relationship.

YouTube - Seinfeld - Upper Hand

[Luco]

God bless you kiwimark you crazy bastard

[Tasha]

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

^ this, because it works. No force in the world will keep Charlie from thinking maybe he can have one last bit of fun.
And that means he'll be round there whether he wants to or not heaving that tool around trying to get the job done.

[Monty3038]

Thank god we call them rototillers rather than rotivator...

And by the way, I think wuf wins the thread... not just because of the bouncy signature either.

[surviva316]

"Charlie, help! I accidentally a whole rotivator."