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    I guess I get a vote for being most disliked now.
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    Sry, already voted for sarahhh :\
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    nichuuu has zero posts?

    She's a hot chick but not my type. Not that i'm saying I'd decline any request she had...
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    I'd agree rilla, but my gf checks my posts.

    edit: Not that she's the crazy psychobitch type or anything.
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    I'm tweaked and haxxed by Lee Jones, thats why I got 0 posts.

    She wasnt my type either, now she's gone .
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    Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I thought you prefered boys though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I hoped you prefered boys though?
    amirite?!
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    looks like a shemale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Too skinny and too blonde, but otherwise nice. I hoped you prefered boys though?
    amirite?!
    urrite
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    body is 8/10 but we cant say for sure without seeing the face.
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    to me in that pic she looked like she was about 40-50 years old. maybe its just me though
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    butterface
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    niChuuu Guest
    I prefer boys after dating her:\
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    butterface
    probably
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    Too skinny but looks like she has potential. We need to see a face.
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    Btw, they can perhaps get too skinny, but they can't get too blonde.. ur a disgrace ake, ur supposed to represent scandinavia .. skinny blonde girls is our bread & water..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    looks like a shemale.
    Post op! But I see this, its caus the hair looks like a wig and arms too muscled.
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    I give body 9.5/10. I'm glad other people like chunk so it's not flooding the market.
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    I'll take butterface for 600 alex!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    looks like a shemale.
    Post op! But I see this, its caus the hair looks like a wig and arms too muscled.
    shemale, post op or not, would pull this up to a 7 for me
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    Id hit it. But shes fucking skinny as fuck.. Id be afraid I was gonna break something.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
    What if she had a badass scar on her face? Or her eyes are different colours? Or shes blind? Or she snorts so much coke she only has one big nostril?

    Where would you draw the line? (cause i think the body is awesome - assuming shes not a tranny)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
    40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case)
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
    40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case)
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    Quote Originally Posted by arkana
    What if she had a badass scar on her face?
    then shes just that much more badass
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
    40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case)
    So you'd get roughly $2,083 for the two and a half minutes you could last? She doesn't need to be worth 10bil for that.
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    You guys quit hating. Even if she's not your style you can certainly appreciate that. And you can appreciate the fact that she's out of your league (if she is. I dunno you but she's out of my league and that makes her more impressive)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les_Worm
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if she really was 40 years old that just turns me on more
    40 and tranny would bring it to 7.5 for me, no higher unless she's worth about 10 billion and would pay me $50000 an hour to bone her (or her bone me if that's the case)
    So you'd get roughly $2,083 for the two and a half minutes you could last? She doesn't need to be worth 10bil for that.
    So you have lower rates for letting an old tranny give you the ole one-eye?
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    Bitch needs a sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
    QFT.

    It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
    QFT.

    It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes.
    hahaha

    WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES
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    def hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Bitch needs a sandwich
    QFT
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
    QFT.

    It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes.
    hahaha

    WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES
    POTW
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    I came
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    I came
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    Me too, but I had to pretend she was a tranny for the 2nd one.
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    im gay now.
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    Oh wow, she was in my dream. But I was the girl.. aaaanndd some guy was the guy.
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    i have really bad squits today.

    my stomachs doin somersaults..

    was it the chicken or the beer???

    ps she looks hot but at the same time quite freaky
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    Quote Originally Posted by SinkRox
    i have really bad squits today.

    my stomachs doin somersaults..

    was it the chicken or the beer???

    ps she looks hot but at the same time quite freaky
    Those are called 'breasts'. The female part of the population have them. Also, they aint got the funny snake-like thingy between their legs!

    Bazing, but true !
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    appreciate the fact that she's out of your league
    QFT.

    It's like the wolf who can't reach the grapes.
    hahaha

    WOLFS DONT EAT GRAPES
    POTW
    It's an Aesop fable.
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    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
    I think you meant to say wolves
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
    I think you meant to say wolves
    no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh
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    Quote Originally Posted by niChuuu
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
    I think you meant to say wolves
    no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh
    WHOOOOSH

    WAAAAAY over your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
    I think you meant to say wolfies
    FYP

    Way to ruin POTW BTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by niChuuu
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    using the word 'wolfs' was supposed to give away the sarcasm
    I think you meant to say wolves
    no you don't get it.. saying "wolfs" was sarcastic aswell .. duh
    WHOOOOSH

    WAAAAAY over your head.

    Greedo TORCHED gabe.
    no wait....
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