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  1. 12-26-2009 07:06 PM #1
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    Default The Expendables

    Anyone care to make predictions on how bad this movie will be?

    http://www.azmovies.net/the-expendables.html
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  2. 12-26-2009 07:35 PM #2
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    the bad ass movie trailer of all time!!! stallone rocks !!!!!
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  3. 12-26-2009 07:54 PM #3
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    I thought it was a joke the entire time.. I kept waiting for the punchline.. but it didnt come..?!

    Im curious.. has statham been in anything worth watching outside of a guy ritchie flick?
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  4. 12-26-2009 08:41 PM #4
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    anything with statham is a bad movie at best
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    I don't care what they say about Stallone, he was great in True Lies.
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  7. 12-26-2009 11:23 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Was that Randy?
    Yes...and Stone Cold Steve Austin
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  8. 12-26-2009 11:51 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    anything with statham is a bad movie at best
    uhh you fail at having a movie opinion.

    snatch

    lock stock

    the italian job (ok, this isnt some amazing movie, but its a pretty decent by the numbers hollywood film)
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  9. 12-27-2009 12:32 AM #9
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    what is wrong with you guise. on ftr it is blasphemy to say an unkind word about jason statham. he's just so dreamy and such a great actor who picks profound roles.

    hypothesis: in back to the future, replace both doc and marty with statham, and the movie would be perfect
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  10. 12-27-2009 02:34 AM #10
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    Stallone looks sexy as fuck for 63 years of age...
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    ...no homo.
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  11. 12-27-2009 07:22 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    what is wrong with you guise. on ftr it is blasphemy to say an unkind word about jason statham. he's just so dreamy and such a great actor who picks profound roles.

    hypothesis: in back to the future, replace both doc and marty with statham, and the movie would be perfect
    what...

    Statham is a horrid actor. However if cast well, he performs well. I never argued for the affirmative, statham is a great actor. I only argued against the statement, "any movie statham is in, is crap."
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    snatch was okay, italian job was okay, haven't seen lock stock ... guess i should have rephrased to he sucks and any movie he stars in is horrid
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    what is wrong with you guise. on ftr it is blasphemy to say an unkind word about jason statham. he's just so dreamy and such a great actor who picks profound roles.

    hypothesis: in back to the future, replace both doc and marty with statham, and the movie would be perfect
    what...

    Statham is a horrid actor. However if cast well, he performs well. I never argued for the affirmative, statham is a great actor. I only argued against the statement, "any movie statham is in, is crap."
    This. He has a niche and I like him when he's in that niche, but it has to be a role he fits.
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    his niche is basically the movie Snatch. Hard to call it a niche when its something he has only demonstrated a couple of times. Any actor is great in the hands of a gifted filmmaker.
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    I just like him when he's violent. Transporter, Crank, Lock stock...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    I just like him when he's violent. Transporter, Crank, Lock stock...
    I like you when you're violent. Car hoods, babies...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    well

    his niche is basically the movie Snatch. Hard to call it a niche when its something he has only demonstrated a couple of times. Any actor is great in the hands of a gifted filmmaker.
    Agreed but Ritchie is far from being a gifted filmmaker. He's a one trick pony at best.

    As for Statham, he's ok - couldn't get excited about him either way.
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  18. 12-29-2009 05:17 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
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    his niche is basically the movie Snatch. Hard to call it a niche when its something he has only demonstrated a couple of times. Any actor is great in the hands of a gifted filmmaker.
    Agreed but Ritchie is far from being a gifted filmmaker. He's a one trick pony at best.

    As for Statham, he's ok - couldn't get excited about him either way.
    Ya I think I agree, ritchie is no scorsesi (lol spelling italian names). However hes had a few good movies. And his commercial for bmw starring statham and madonna was fucking awesome since it stared my car
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Agreed but Ritchie is far from being a gifted filmmaker. He's a one trick pony at best.
    Yeah i agree with that. In fact, Snatch/Lockstock are kinda like Boondock Saints with me in that I like them all less and less as my film tastes have grown more mature over the years.
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  20. 12-29-2009 03:45 PM #20
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    boost fails at sarcasm

    and history

    because once upon a time, somebody created a thread blasting jason statham, but then everybody jumped on him for being a hater because statham was clearly the best actor of all time

    it srsly happened. no joke. ftr was literally gargling a statham shower
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar
    I don't care what they say about Stallone, he was great in True Lies.
    *bows*

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  22. 12-30-2009 09:50 AM #22
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    Statham is great in Crank, Snatch, Lock Stock...
    Transporter...eh. He was alright, although not the greatest casting.

    Not sure how well he'll stack up next to Stallone. Still...looking forward to it.
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