FACT: Women are evil

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I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

Everybody knows men are attracted to hot women; most men don't have a damn clue what women are attracted to.

If I had to make a generic list off the top of my head, it would go something like this (not in order):

Health (more about not having things obviously wrong about you)
Physical attractiveness (tall, good teeth, don't be fat, good fashion and grooming)
Social intuition/status (be good with people, humor certainly doesn't hurt)
Wealth (or the future ability to make it)
Status/Power
Confident
Pre-selected (other women want you)
Is a challenge (even if it's only a novelty)

So your friend is bending over backwards for this chick. How many of these attributes can you IMMEDIATELY cross off that list just from knowing that?

Yeah that's usually how it goes. This situation was a bit different, but everybody says that so you'll just have to take my word for it. Not like it matters now. It's over, and I'm very pleased that he's now finally stopped blaming himself for her personal problems. But seriously, this situation was actually the kind you'd see in some romantic novel or something. A woman's wet dream. But because this chick has been the victim her whole life, she apparently doesn't know how to do anything else.

As a side point about not knowing what women are attracted to, a series of studies came out a while back examining what stimulates the sexes, and in one of the studies they found that men are all stimulated the same way in a predictable pattern. Basically, they were very visual, very specific, and the genitals and brain both reacted the same to the same stimulus.

However, women were found to be nothing like this. Not only was there little rhyme or reason to what stimulated them, but their brains and genitals didn't often sync up. For example: whenever dudes were shown certain pictures, both the brain and genitals reacted, but when women were shown certain pictures, oftentimes just one of those reacted. Sometimes their genitalia would react, but the brain would do nothing, and other times their brains would react, but the genitalia would do nothing.

To this day, the scientists, many of whom were female, still don't have much conclusion on what sexually stimulates women