Quote Originally Posted by Ripptyde
1. A Professional Poker Player : Stu Ungar
2. A Celebrity: Traci Lords
3. A Famous Historical Figure: Mahatma Ghandi
4. A Fellow FTRer: Dwarfman
5. A Woman: Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena in the cut-off seat with hooks (J/J) Stu UTG with big slick (A/Kos), Ghandi on the BB with bullets (A/A), Dwarfy on the small blind with pocket deuces (2/2) Traci in missionary position with big lick (6/9h), and me sittin on the button with (7/4os).

Stu tosses in a standard 4X bb raise UTG and Lorena smooth calls with her Jacks. Traci comes along for the ride with big lick when I pump in a pot size reraise trying to steal the pot. Dwarfy likes his deuces and opts to join the party looking to spike his set and goes all, his hands trembling so severely he knocks over his chips. Ghandi shoots everyone on the table a confident glance and quietly slides his entire stack in the pot. Well there is no way I can lay down a 7 high with so much action in from of me so I throw in the rest of my stack and Dwarfman is just sitting there beginning to feel a warm sensation in his superman undies. Stu mucks his hand quickly knowing he is beat.. knocking over his Jack and Coke before dashing off to the mens room for a quick 'break'. Traci flips in whats left of her chips and Lorena can't lay down her Jacks so the dealer brushes the mountain of chips into a huge pile and fans the flop:



Dwarfy pitches a tent when he sees that deuce

the turn:

Ghandi makes his set of Aces and bursts into song

the river

Traci misses her flush, Dwarfy and Mohatma's sets are no good and Lorena's Jacks got what they deserved.

makes the straight and drags a monster pot
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